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Planning ahead and working together with others can make a monumental task manageable.

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Dear Journal,

I came back from my inspection tour of the Rainbow Factory to find that THING sitting on the throne like he owned it! This human, this… Hero of Light has gone too far this time! I’m going to see to it my plan comes to fruiting! Whether I sit on the throne or not, the mission MUST be completed! This is bigger than he is… bigger than I am! The fate of this land hangs in the balance! I will not entrust its fate to amateurs!

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Dear Journal,

Ruby must have been REALLY tired, as she didn't even stir once on the way to Derpy's house! She was so comatose, I actually stopped a couple times to check for a pulse. Derpy was fine with her staying, which was quite the relief! I mean... bringing Ember back with me was really pushing it in my opinion! Ember and I sat down and brought Derpy up to speed on the past couple days. She took that really well too, come to think of it!

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Dear Journal,

This plan has taken me months to set up. Countless correspondences along with the coordination of my allies have all been carefully set up. Every detail has been taken into account and every contingency planned for. There was but one error on my part. I didn’t factor in a TWO-LEGGED FREAK COMING HERE AND TAKING COMMAND!!!

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Dear Journal,

AS PROMISED, ARC VISITED OUR VILLAGE TODAY! THERE WAS A MINOR ALTERCATION AT THE GATE, BUT HE WISELY CHOSE TO USE THE SCALE I GAVE HIM TO SUMMON ME!

HYDRA PRIME IKIS WAS MOST IMPRESSED WITH HIM! WITH ANY LUCK, THIS WILL BE THE BEGINNING OF AT TIME OF... UNDERSTANDING BETWEEN THE HYDRA AND THE PONIES! IT IS MOST FORTUNATE THAT ARC IS NOT ONE OF THEM, OR ONE OF US! THIS MAKES HIM IMMINENTLY QUALIFIED TO THIS TASK, AS HE WILL NOT BE BIASED BY THE PAST!

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Somepony has entered the captain’s quarters. Not just anypony though. The Lord Regent no less! While I am sure Captain Decimus has made… preparations for this day, I will warn him nonetheless. He is our most stalwart and craft of agents. The Dark Lady puts much faith in him, but… his methods are somewhat more… extreme than I would like. While I am certain such thoughts are beyond my understanding, I can’t help but wonder if I’m doing the right thing.

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Dear Journal,

My friends and I boarded the train to Canterlot to see the princesses. While I was nervous about this task, I did make a promise and I must keep it!

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Dear Journal,

Ember led me to a small, walled town. The sentries were suspicious of me, but took her at her word. I don't think she wants to eat me, but... in any case, I don't want to look a gift horse in the mouth! Okay, that was a terrible pun!

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Dear Diary,

I have successfully... um... infiltrated, I guess, the Cherry Festival. Arc bought Dinky, Ember and myself costumes first thing this morning, so I fit right in. Everyone in sight is dressed up for the occasion, and I really feel as if I'm finally able to walk among them without turning heads!

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Dear Journal,

Went to see the promotion ceremony. Lord Gestal and his prissy daughter were there. Was glad to find Lord Arc in attendance. The other two aren't much for conversation. He made a rather... interesting bet on Footpad Natalya however. She won, as did he!

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Dear Diary,

Finally, I could see! I never thought I would be so happy to see! Visages were spotty at best up until now! Arc… he’s there! He was the first thing I saw! He was all I wanted to see!

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Dear Diary,

The boys and I, following the boss’ orders, raided a warehouse for swag! Get in, load the truck with whatever we could grab, and get out. Simple, right? Well, I thought so too. And it would have been if that freak in the white armor from the TV hadn’t shown up! I’m not sure why, but the boys couldn’t seem to lay a finger on him!

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Dear Journal,

Ember told me a while back she’s been writing down her thoughts into a diary. I thought now is as good enough a time as any to start doing the same! Not an official record. But just something to… remind me of these times someday far down the road. That is… if we live that long.

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