My Names For The Characters In MLP: FIM

This is a list of what I low-key call the characters in MLP: FIM and will probably incorporate into some fan fictions at some point down the road.

Some of these were borrowed from my mom, because they were too funny to pass up.

Anywayz! Here they are.

Commander Thunder Ass (Commander Tempest)
Sparkle Butt (Twilight Sparkle)
Communist Jane (Starlight Glimmer)
Bacon Bits (Sunset Shimmer)

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Vampire Epoch

A poem by Emma Lee Downs.

Summary: A creepypasta poem about a monk from ancient Ireland who gets turned into a vampire against his will.

Original Link 1: https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3252034/1/Vampire-Epoch

Original Link 2: http://lyraalluse.deviantart.com/art/Vampire-Epoch-532887151

Original Link 3: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Vampire_Epoch

Original Link 4: https://emmaleedowns.wordpress.com/2015/05/14/vampire-epoch

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So. Remember the little caffeine stunt? I went to class while still on the high, more coffee than human, and, uh.

I think I either seduced a teacher, or became a part-time lecturer myself. Or both. I'm still not sure.

Anyway! That will be explained in detail later, in a different blog, because I'm being actually serious, and this is the kind of story you share, god dammit. I thrive on the attention.

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