No · 11:29pm Jul 25th, 2021
Pharynx: I’d do anything for Thorax.
Thorax: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a healthy sleep schedule.
Pharynx: Absolutely not.
Pharynx: I’d do anything for Thorax.
Thorax: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a healthy sleep schedule.
Pharynx: Absolutely not.
Starlight: Did you just call a knife a “pony-opener”?
Cozy Glow:...should I not?
Celestia: What are you doing?
Nightmare Moon: I’m about to celebrate becoming an only child!
*Walking into a room where Thorax, Ocellus, and Apex are* "Where the fuck is my sword?!"
*Covers Apex's ears* "Pharynx, there are nymphs present! Could you please be more appropriate?"
"Okay, fine. May I please ascertain the whereabouts of my fucking sword?"
*Snickering loudly*
Pharynx: Would you rather kill Thorax or—
Chrysalis: Yes. Kill him
Pharynx: I didn’t even say the second option.
Chrysalis: I don’t need to hear it.
Pharynx:
Thorax: …feeling a little unsafe…
Tirek: I hate you.
Cozy: Well, according to this picture I drew if us holding hands, it must be untrue.
“The food is too hot and I can’t eat it.”
“You’re too hot and I could still eat you.”
”…” .////////.
“What’s up guys? I’m back.”
“What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.”
“Death is a social construct.”
Sci-Twi: “Cargo space?”
Pinkie: “Car no do that. Car go road.”
Trixie: Rude.
Starlight: That’s fair.
Thorax: Not again.
Discord: Are you going to want this back or can I keep it?
Changeling: *transforms to look like Venom Stinger*
Venom: “Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.”
*Gives Ocellus a beer*
“Congratulations on surviving the Legion of Doom, and being a kickass in general.”
”Griffy, no! She’s sixteen!”
“Oh right!”
*Gives Ocellus two beers*
“You’re a growing girl.”
“Griffy, no!”
“So, I was going through your phone while drunk last night-”
“Wai’ wha’?”
*To Hero and Ocellus* “I’m not sure what this sentence means.”
“Ignorance is bold and knowledge reserved.”
“You can read Germane?!”
“You can read?!”
…
“...That’s cold, Iris.”
Can the Ponysonas Sing?
Melody: Can sing and will sing, all the time, everywhere
Griff: Can sing but will only sing for Meta/Pharynx/Apex
“I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?”
“Put spaghetti in it.”
“I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.”
“Put spaghetti in it.”
“I’m currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.”
“Put spaghetti in it.”
“I'm no longer taking suggestions.”
Thorax: “Of all the days to be late...I really should have asked the Ancestors for luck.”
Pharynx: “How lucky can they be? They’re dead.”
Sunset: So I impulsively bought a snake, what do I do with him?
Fluttershy: You did wHAT-
Rainbow: William Snakespeare.
Demon( or something): Y̸o̸u̴ ̵s̶h̵o̸u̸l̵d̷n̸’̵t̶ ̸h̸a̵v̶e̷ ̵c̶o̶m̶e̵ ̵h̶e̷r̵e̵,̵ ̵h̵u̵m̴a̸n̸.̴ ̵W̶h̶y̸ ̶d̶o̷ ̶y̷o̸u̴ ̴c̵r̴o̴s̸s̸ ̸t̶h̵r̸o̷u̷g̸h̴ ̴m̶y̵ ̶d̴o̴m̴a̸i̶n̴?̷
Flash: I was on my way to the kitchen and I got lost.
Demon: .̸.̶.̵y̷o̵u̷ ̶e̵n̶d̵e̷d̸ ̶u̶p̴ ̶i̸n̶ ̷t̶h̶e̷ ̸t̸w̸e̴l̷f̸t̸h̸ ̵p̴l̶a̵n̸e̵ ̵o̸f̶ ̸t̴o̵r̶m̸e̸n̷t̶ ̵o̶n̴ ̵y̶o̵u̸r̴ ̷w̷a̵y̵ ̷t̵o̸ ̸t̵h̸e̴.̶.̴.̶k̶i̸t̶c̷h̵e̷n̷?̸
Flash: I am not a clever man.
Because I found a Hamilton Incorrect Quote and I needed to make it with the bugs
"In a letter I received from you two weeks ago, I noticed a comma in the middle of a phrase."
"It changed the meaning, did you intend this?"
"Absolutely not."
"It reads, 'My dearest, Hivehunter'."
"Absolutely yes."
Rainbow: Dad, I’m gay.
Stallion: I have no daughter.
Rainbow: *gasp* This isn’t my house!
Twilight: I know everything happens for a reason.
Twilight, to Discord: But what the fuck??