A Quote · 4:56am Dec 15th, 2022
I think if you're wondering about someone's character, seeing how they react in a time of crisis, is a great way to really see who they are. - Lauren Chen
Sis: I'm pregnant.
Bro: WHAT?!
I think if you're wondering about someone's character, seeing how they react in a time of crisis, is a great way to really see who they are. - Lauren Chen
Sis: I'm pregnant.
Bro: WHAT?!
What’s up, you meme-loving fucks? It’s me, Posh, the best and cutest writer. I have announcements to announce, so shut your breathe-holes and open up your read-holes.
Announcement the first: Magica Ex Dolori’s seventh chapter is live.
WARNING: Chapter contains dairy and eggs. Consumption may raise your cholesterol.
PippZipp: Reactions
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Sister asks for help with her studies/homework.
What you were hoping for:
But nah… Mom and dad are home. Fat chance.
What you were honestly expecting, though:
Because she just such a little sweetheart.
What you got:
Something that might surprise most of you is that, when I try to humblebrag, I barely talk about the obscene size of my penis. There is nothing humble about it. It’s just generally a great thing.
No, what I always talk about is the fact that—and this is true, fucking warped as it sounds—even though I am the dumbest motherfucker on this website? I sometimes need to put, like, real effort into convincing my readers that my prose is shit.