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Nov
22nd
2022

That's a wrap! · 11:12am Nov 22nd, 2022

And with that, the Formula 1 season is over. Let's compare the actual standings to my pre-season predictions:

Actual Standing (my prediction)

  1. Red Bull Racing (My prediction: 1)
  2. Scuderia Ferrari (My prediction: 2)
  3. Mercedes (My prediction: 3)
  4. Alpine (My prediction: 5)
  5. McLaren (My prediction: 4)
  6. Alfa Romeo (My prediction: 9)
  7. Aston Martin (My prediction: 8)

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Mar
25th
2022

Saudi Arabia this weekend · 10:03am Mar 25th, 2022

Questions I am eager to find the answers to:

  • Has Red Bull 🇦🇹sorted their reliability problems?
  • Can Ferrari 🇮🇹outpace Red Bull on a street track?
  • Has Mercedes🇩🇪 found some more pace?
  • Will Haas🇺🇸 stay in the midfield or shit their mess tins?
  • Can McLaren🇬🇧 get back into the midfield?
  • Can Zhou 🇨🇳score points again?

Sad to see Seb Vettel still covid+. Hope he recovers without long-term issues.

Jun
15th
2022

Missed me · 8:27am Jun 15th, 2022

This week: my latest COVID exposure and Formula 1

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Sep
26th
2022

Stoked · 9:16am Sep 26th, 2022

It is... race week!

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Mar
28th
2023

Coming soon / Formula 1 · 10:10am Mar 28th, 2023

I have a new Ponies-on-Earth satire of internet content creation written and ready to go, but I'm going to wait until after the two contests that wrap up this Sunday are out of the New Column.

Also, Australian Grand Prix this weekend. Shall we take bets on precisely how Ferrari and McLaren humiliate themselves?

Oct
31st
2022

Formula 1 · 10:16am Oct 31st, 2022

Yesterday's Mexican Grand Prix was, in a word, lackluster. Ferrari drove like minivans heading to soccer practice, Mercedes bungled their tire strategy, and Max went to hyperspace and stayed there. The only exciting part was Daniel Ricciardo driving like it was 2018.

However,

https://m.

Mariachi F1 theme music?!?!?!

It's beautiful. I've listened to it for five hours now.

Aug
11th
2022

Summer break predictions · 7:56am Aug 11th, 2022

Formula 1 is on their summer break. My thoughts, predictions, and vain hopes for the remaining nine races of the season:

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Jun
25th
2016

Speeding to glory with F1 2015 · 5:57pm Jun 25th, 2016

"Mercedes? Nope. Ferrari? Nah. Williams? Nuh-uh."

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Feb
18th
2023

They Hype Grows · 9:41am Feb 18th, 2023

Formula 1 preseason testing in six days!

The first Grand Prix weekend of the season in two weeks!

Oct
9th
2022

WHOOOOOOOOOO · 8:33am Oct 9th, 2022

And we have a world champion!

Jul
12th
2022

For those who know... · 11:22am Jul 12th, 2022

"Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines"
—Enzo Ferrari

Aug
18th
2022

Happened twice · 9:22am Aug 18th, 2022

Jan
19th
2023

2023 predictions · 10:58pm Jan 19th, 2023

Pre-season testing is in Bahrain in February, and the first Grand Prix weekend in Bahrain in March.

So, I'll put down my predictions now — before we have any info — so that in December we can laugh at how wrong I was.

Constructor's championship:

  1. Red Bull
  2. Mercedes
  3. Alpine (:pinkiegasp:)
  4. Ferrari
  5. McLaren
  6. Aston Martin
  7. Alfa Romeo
  8. Haas
  9. Alpha Tauri
  10. Williams

"Sock," you say. "Are you high?"

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Aug
6th
2022

I did a sequel · 10:33am Aug 6th, 2022

It's silly, but I had fun. Hope you enjoy it, too.

EAutumn Blaze, Formula One Driver
Why did Scuderia Ferrari sign a kirin and a dragon?
SockPuppet · 1.2k words  ·  82  4 · 1.2k views
Apr
20th
2023

Day 17 without F1: I'm starting to see things · 8:55am Apr 20th, 2023

From r/formuladank:

Day 17 without F1: I'm starting to see things

(That's the Raidillon/Eau Rouge segment of Spa-Francorchamps, the best track on Earth.)

May
23rd
2023

It's RAWE CEEK · 9:37am May 23rd, 2023

Honestly, Monaco is not a good race. Sure, it has glitz and glamor, and the qualifying is insane, but the track is too narrow for overtaking so the race is more of a parade. I'd rather see them yeet Monaco from the calendar and bring back Hockenheim or Kyalami.

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Jun
28th
2022

Raaaaace week! · 9:38am Jun 28th, 2022

It's Silverstone, the UK 🇬🇧 Grand Prix this week.

Some random free associations:

  • Can Mercedes 🇩🇪 unshit their mess tin? This seems like their best chance to take a win.
  • If Mercedes wins, will it be George 🇬🇧 or Lewis 🇬🇧?
  • Can Red Bull 🇦🇹 continue their dominance?
  • Will Ferrari 🇮🇹 continue their self-owns of humiliation and incompetence despite having a very fast car and very good drivers 🇪🇸🇲🇨?

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Sep
5th
2022

Yesterday, summarized · 10:02am Sep 5th, 2022

Apr
24th
2022

Emilia Romagna: after the race · 4:35pm Apr 24th, 2022

Holy cow, what a race! The wet start was exciting (and dangerous). I feel terrible for Ferrari: a did-not-finish and a P6 at the Autodromo Enzo e Dino Ferrari? That's gotta hurt. Very glad to see Lando (a future world champion, mark my words) get P3 and Magnusson in the points again, although I had hoped Haas (being the only American team on the grid) would do better.

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Aug
9th
2022

Signal Boost: Autumn Blaze, Formula One Driver · 2:22am Aug 9th, 2022

Sock Puppet's at it again, giving us another entry into my Not-A-Contest . . . and giving ponies another shot at driving Formula 1 cars. Before too long the whole F1 field will be ponies (or pony adjunct), and I for one would embrace that.

EAutumn Blaze, Formula One Driver
Why did Scuderia Ferrari sign a kirin and a dragon?
SockPuppet · 1.2k words  ·  82  4 · 1.2k views

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