On that day... January 16, 2006... The single... MOST retarded, most ridiculous, outrageous episode in the history of cartoon aired, and changed the way I thought and felt about life forever...

*Sighs*

Well, another year of combating the stress every time it gets me... (More fanfics, more vids) like this one...

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/356458/friendship-is-failure-3-beast-boy-in-equestria

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Despite people don't listen, I may as well write it down so I don't have keep repeating myself.

In Starfleet, it's not that they don't BELIEVE in friendship, because they do, just not the way Twilight and Friends do. They don't believe friendship is a bad thing... they are all god friends, they lookout for one another, and team up in battles too...

...It's just that what they DO know, from experience, is that sometimes you can't always rely on it... or it just isn't enough.

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Okay, so this was ready on time, but I haven't been around to post the update for the last two nights. Thank god this is the long week, but it's also a pretty long one-shot.

Last week's return to Mykan is finished. Yay.

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Just getting ready for the expected meltdown of Tschernomykan

Just getting ready... so Standby

Yeah. All your fans are so ready to read how much you hate another episode of MLP.

I could use something to rant on,

So he finally admits that this is less about hating MLP and rather about just finding something to hate on, so he can't feel as worthless as a human as he is. Dear lord, rant about Gamergate then.

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Now that we've cast light on a secret project, we're done with the newest part. Enjoy.

This time around marks the final stretch of "Te Amo, Rainbow Dash." About time.

Starpops is done. Yay.

You get a creepypasta one-two punch this week. With Slenderman and Jeff the Killer. Not yay.

So I have a job now. The job has me working Fridays. I'm fucked for getting promotions finished on my end until August, so Ring'll have to rely on others to prep and comment-vote the docs.

"Rainbow Factory" is all set. Go read it.

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"My Brave Pony: Starfleet Humans" part two is nice and finalized. You guys got pretty busy in there. Some of you lasted longer in that doc than you did in the first one. Congrats...?

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You survived Starfleet. At least, I think you did. Either that, or Ring cleaned out your corpses before I got in for comment voting. If that's the case, I'll put the funeral costs on Mykan's bill.

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So Mykan's squared away. Apparently that was hell to do. I wish I could have helped, but I was stuck at my fucking job.

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So our spoopy story is concluded. Christ almighty, how does the FNAF fandom still have this much traction...

Speaking of traction, "Unstable Unicorns: Believe in Steven" by Daiquiri-kin Mycaruba is now on part FIVE. Good luck, those of you who have stubbornly trudged through this.

You asked for it, you got it, so here's "Equestria Girls: Rainbow Rocks (Rewritten)." All wrapped up for proper reading.

This week's a continuation of "My Silly Mykan: Friendship Still Actually Matters in the Context of This Very Story." Enjoy.

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So, uh... that was certainly an adventure last week, huh? That good ol' Mykan story? Hooboy, that sure was a time.

This week sees us putting our "Three of Me: School Society" retrospective to bed at long last. I have no idea if it'll ever be revisited, but I think 24 chapters is enough for anyone.

We've concluded our initial look at an infamous Zelda lemon. Enjoy our journey through that. Of course, I use "our" generously, given how hands-off I am personally.

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The finished user-voted story is all done now! Enjoy it and soak it in, because Destroyershy96 himself threw quite a bit of butthurt around over it. Or, specifically, the fact that he wasn't given forward warning about the riff, which he wouldn't have even seen since he didn't return to the site until after it was voted for and started, so I feel like the excuse is as empty as I'm used to from him.

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Last week's special anniversary double feature is done. Read at your own peril.

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This marks the end of part five of "Purple Monkey Dishwasher." Read it here before my nonsense titles for it devolve to the point I'm not even using words anymore.

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Mykan's done. I think we'll be giving him some space for the next few months; this right off the back of Magic Is Believing must have been rough.

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Well, no more Chat for a while. Bet you feel lucky.

Well, take that comfort and relief, and banish it to the deepest hell. It's Mykan o'clock again, you fucks.

Like I said, my being late will be a regular problem for the next month. And maybe the month after that because I also work Mondays... look, just be prepared to not see my post until well after the one on F/F/T3K's forum for a good long while.

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