Yes. Seth. As in "Go To Bed, Seth!"
We're gonna ask him questions in about 1/2 hour... It's gonna get weird.
COME WATCH HERE AND DRINK BECAUSE WHY NOT!
https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe

See you there. And yes. We WILL tell him to go to bed.

-Pencil

Google allows, what appears to be, a self-hating leftist freak to design their AI.

When their AI responds like a self-hating leftist freak?

Google: [Surprised Pikachu Face]

It'll be great, trust me. There will be drinking and silliness, and fun, and supidity, and lots and LOTS of swearing, and probably a good amount of sexual innuendo. We shall see, the questions are pretty horrifying this week. So come and hang out with us now, here:

https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe

Happy friday mufuckas!

-Pencil

aLl LiVeS sPlAtTeR

What?

Is that what happens when blm and antifa losers block streets?

Well, those leftist freaks finally got what they all wanted. Whites and blacks are finally being treated equally.

"SOMEONE, GET A MOP!!" - Some Poor Street Cleaner

This blog was brought to you by: Racial Insensitivity

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It's going to be a drinking one most likely. I know the drinking word, and we gonna get all sortsa sloshed. Come join us, ask questions to this quite prolific of writers, Mr101 (34 fucking stories? Christ.) and hang out and enjoy a nice Friday. You know if you have nothing better to do, and why would you?
Also our guest is English. Get ready to hear some TERRIBLE accents.
Just go here: https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe

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We're starting in a moment, answering your questions. It's here:
https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe

I am sick, so I sound like a chain smoker.
I will be playing the drinking game with cold medicine. Should be fine.

-Pencil

I'm actually pretty excited about this one, to be honest. Anyway, come drink with us, ask questions, and hear what this guy has to say. Should be interesting and silly, and maybe you guys will have a fun Friday? Meh. I can only hope. Just come stay a while and listen.

https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe

Also, so you know, On Common Ground is half done.

-Pencil

That's right. The Good HiE Podcast will be speaking with Cold in Gardez. He may not be an HiE writer or anything, but he's proficient, well known, and he's here to answer our questions as well as yours. We will be drinking and having fun and being dumb, as usual, and discussing writing too. So come and join us, drink along, and make merry. For Halloween will soon be upon us!

GO HERE TO JOIN US!: https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe

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We're doing it early, today instead of Friday!!! H-hoooray. I guess.
So, we have a guest today called Ocalhoun. Maybe you've heard of him? At least you should have. If you haven't you need to git gud scrub.

SO.
The madness starts at 4:00 PM PST. We will have drinking words, we will have fun and stupidity, shitposting, and maybe even a rhino for good measure. We'll have to see.
Go here for the fun: https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe

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Ah, just click and read. I'm lazy today.

That night Gob turned Coalstone into an infant, he had decided to turn in early. Feeling quite tired after that day of doing nothing but pranking his stone cutting contestant. Gob snuggled into his levitating bed and almost fell right asleep until remembering a very important detail.

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We'll be starting shortly, and we have a very special guest who is not at all intimidating, Wanderer D. Yeah. That's right. Don't ask me how, but we got him, it's happening. So come drink with us on a damn Thursday, be fun, swear a lot, and ask questions as we try desperately not to say anything that will get us banned.
God... I... man I hope I don't get anybody banned.

-Pencil

We're with Flammenwerfer, who I am quite fond of, and we'll be answering questions, saying Merry Christmas, and being fun shitlords who actually like each other. It should be a fun way to say goodbye to 2016, damn its eyes, and welcome in a new year.
I'll post something awesome tomorrow, probably not a story, but yeh.

GO HERE:
https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe

Let's get drunk. And stuff.

-Pencil

Heeeeeey....
So, it's the daily podcast, and today we have another big name, named MerlosTheMad who is a genuinely nice person. No. Seriously. He's a nice guy. What's he doing with us? HAH god only knows, but hey! He's here! Let's hope we don't traumatize him too much.
We'll still have drinking words, we'll still have gross and fun, and I'll still yell a lot.

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We've got Comet Burst on today! It'll be great. Come watch and ask questions and drink here:

https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe

It will be INSANE. Much drinking . So much drinking. SO MUCH DRINKING!!!!

-Pencil

HOORAY! That's right kids, it's time to drink heavily and listen to a Good HiE Podcast, where our guest today will literally do nothing except shitpost, tell stories, insult literally everyone, and regret every single life decision he's ever made. Because it's motherfucking retired BOLDING! This is going to be a good one.
Yes, we're starting late. Or early. Depending on stuff. Who cares.

GO HER AND GET DRUNK WITH US!

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And no, it's not me. I am not QT and no one can tell me otherwise. This time we have Caitbug, who does fan VA for lots of cute girly voices.... so... uh... we're gonna make her say some weird and lewd stuff probably. Because we're terrible people.
And I loves her.
COME DRINK AND WATCH HERE: https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe
See you soon!
-anonpencil

Not everything is white supremacy and/or racism. Oppression? What oppression?

Maybe if you don't win, you're just a loser.
Maybe if you don't succeed, you're just a failure.
Maybe if you aren't awarded with something, you haven't earned anything.
Maybe if you aren't rewarded, you haven't done anything worthwhile.
Maybe if you aren't included, you're just not want.
Maybe if you don't feel welcomed, you're not welcomed.
Maybe if you have nothing, you've gotten exactly what you deserve.

GO HERE: https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe

Get ready to hear me talk shit about Canada. A lot. And drink.
Which is ironic because, you know, I actually really like canada and poutine and hockey and bears and moose and decent immune system medical studies that are making genuine strides.
Anyway, happy firday, come join us and be shit with us. Ask questions. Tell us we're terrible. It's great. Sorta.

-Pencil

I'm sitting with our guest, Pickleless, in discord, and what's going on in here...oh. My fucking god. Oh my god. This is going to get so distressing today in so many ways. Tune in. Listen to me openly weep on podcast.

Just go here now and ask questions and weep with me: https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe

-Pencil

This is going to be amaaaaazing. Come and drink with ussss! It's Friday, bitch, come on man, let's do this.
IT'S RIGHT HEEEERE:
https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe

DO IIIIIT!

-Pencil