Our previous romp is wrapped and archived. Enjoy.

This week serves a dual role. It concludes the story we've been riffing for Ring's birthmonth, AND it's the end of "My Inner Life," which we've been chipping at for a bit now. Conquer them both here, now.

Sorry for the tardiness, I absolutely NEEDED to sleep after work today. And even then, I still barely did.

The first installment of our current ongoing riff is finished. The comic we started is actually still ongoing, which I was helpfully reminded of. You have until the start of next month.

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The previous stuff, story and comic, is finished.

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Hey, so there was supposed to be a poll this week! Sorry it wasn't ready for the update a few days ago, but them's the breaks. Pick some band names from this checklist. You get more than one, of course, because as a music fan myself I know picking just one can be a tall ask.

Choose your fate.

The April Fool's thing is all set. Huzzah.

This week is the continuation of one of our ongoing crossovers. Enjoy while it lasts.

Yeah, there was supposed to be a poll attached to this week's blog. Wasn't ready in time, but at least there's STILL time.

The next riff is going to be a crossover. No ifs, ands, or buts. We have a FEW set aside, however, so now the onus is on all of you to decide for us. What series should we run the crossover of next time?

We didn't have one for you last night, sorry. For one thing, Ring was butt-ass tired and I wasn't at home, so we couldn't invest much energy into comment-voting the last one and making the intro for the new one.

For another, there are ZERO submissions within the 30K-50K range for a multipart sampler. We had nothing to work with.

So yeah. Try to square that away soon so we can square your update away, could you? We'd be ever so grateful.

Yeah, Ring's been up for 24 hours and I'm seeing Star Wars: The Force Awakens tonight, PLUS it's a holiday, so we can't make our deadline today. We'll have a shorter story to compensate tomorrow.

Also happy New Year or some such thing.

Last week's nonsense is finished. Have fun with that.

This week's the continuation of a fic that couldn't have a more generic name if it tried less. Good luck.

Last week's double-finale is ready. Enjoy.

This week, we're fulfilling a promise I made in August and engaging in more self-flagellation. Rip and tear, until it is done.

Another day, another shitty Loud House fanfic. Still no ponies, just terribly butchered Nickelodeon cartoons. Yeah, there's a second story in this wonderful cavalcade of fuckery, and apparently a third one as well! *sighs and rubs temples* What a time to be alive, amirite?

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Last week's lovely round of garbage is all set. Enjoy.

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So, because we both like to violently torture ourselves, Crazy56U and I decided to do another solo-riff. However, we decided to do something different this time. Something not-pony related.

See, a few months ago, Crazy convinced me to take a look at Nickelodeon's newest hit series, The Loud House. After I ended up really liking it (admittedly to my own surprise as well), Crazy and I decided to riff a fanfiction of it.

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The good news: last week's thing is done. Remember the new recap schedule; you'll see the fruits of your labor condensed in a more streamlined presentation next month when the new installment is set for riffing.

Bad news: our plans were for a shuffle of bad crossover romance fics, but we couldn't find any that were A. short enough, B. bad enough, and C. not straight-up porn.

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If you weren't here yesterday, I announced that I'm officially throwing my hat into the Furry Foray Festival Contest. I already wrote up an introductory setup chapter on my Patreon page, which will also be included as a prologue for my first of five stories (that's Right, FIVE!).

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"Bittersweet" is now totally done. Have fun with that.

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Every reference I could think to make based on the word "anonymous" was distressingly obscure and I'm upset by it.

The previous iteration of pain is steadily fading. The struggle is over.

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At last we can unveil our first riffing project under our new banner... and it's Chatoyance. It's a marvel we haven't covered her before, but she's so divisive and volatile a topic that we couldn't resist. Our inaugural riff of F/F/T3K15, of "Ten Minutes: Aftermath," can be found right here. Clench your butts, people, because a lot of 'em are getting hurt.

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I missed Ring posting last night and need to go to work now, so just a copypasta again.

The EqG "rewrite" riff is over and done with, go read that if you want. Surprisingly, it was possibly our most populated riff since the revival started.

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"Sonic - EGRainbow Rocks" is officially put to bed. I can say without fear of contradiction that that as one of the STUPIDEST things ever run on Fan/fic/ Theater 3000.

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