Hello, I'm The Cynical Brony, and I review it so you don't have to! As I've made abundantly clear, Rainbow Dash is my favorite character of the show. So today, I have a Dash episode to review! It's from season 4, so it should be amazing! Queue the theme song while I go watch it!

ONE VIEWING LATER...

-_- Derpy, get the booze. I'm going to need them for this review.

... I hate this thing. I hate it more than anything I've reviewed. Yeah, I hate it more than The Crystal Empire. Yeah, I hate it more than Cupcakes! I even hate it more than Rainbow Factory, that's how much I hate it! If someone made a power plant that's powered by hatred, my hatred for this video alone could power the entire multiverse for the next billion years! Hello, I'm The Cynical Brony, and I really don't want to review this.

A totally relavent review of a four year old laughing stock of a game after two years of no reviews from me. This'll go great.

A Non-Tim Burton Picture

The Cynical Brony Presents

SORCERERJUICE

The Monsters

(A lighter illuminates the darkness)

???: We unleashed something terrible on October 31st, 2015: A demon

(The light grows brighter, revealing Earth)

???: The demon took hold of one Sorcerer M. Crainus, an old friend and rival of mine.

(Light grows so large that it engulfs the miniature Earth)

???: Through three trials, I would work to remove those demons. These are…

Hello, I'm The Cynical Brony, and I review it so you don't have to!
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... It's been a while, hasn't it? Anyways, today I'm going to be reviewing one of the most controversial episodes of the entire show. Not for its story, or its message, mind you. It's controversial for one single scene... let's review The Last Roundup.
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[Note: The blue lines are Dash's.]

Ah, back again! Hey Derpy, where are you? Derpy? Huh. Well, she'll be back. In any case, I managed to get Dash. It's surprising how easy pegasi are to knock out. Hey, Dash!
...huh? How'd I get here...?
The defense has spoken! She has nothing to say, and so we can proceed to sentencing!

2016's been a bit of a downer year. My grandfather died after a truck slammed into him on a bike, a dog named Taco that I raised from birth also got hit by a truck, and lastly, one of my other dogs, Greta, had to be put down because of organ failure. Plus countless celebrities died, what is quite possibly the most toxic presidential election in history happened, and in general, a lot of bullshit happened this year. But despite me just making a paragraph saying why the year wasn't good,

Hello, I'm The Cynical Brony, and before I get started with the review, I have a story to tell. One day, a new, some-what talented comedian tried to make a review of an episode of a show that he really liked. He couldn't, however, because the whole God damn universe refused to let it happen! First, it had his German Shepard start barking and that sent his mouse flying, accidently clicking the close tab button on FiM Fiction. The next time he tried, his computer, whenever he tried to