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Stroke.

Random Guy: *Pointing gun at random dude* "I'm going to kill you."

Random Dude: "Wait! If you kill me, your mom gay."

Random Guy: "..." *Lowers gun, before raising it back up* "Joke's on you! My mom is gay!"

Random Dude: "AHHHH!"

Bang!

One hug and all pain disappears. You feel loved and not alone for once. - Not Me.

Marie Antoinette (A former Queen of France) had her hair done as a boat. Don’t believe me?

There. That’s the evidence. Unfortunately, I don’t know exactly why, but if anyone knows, care to explain? Please?

I don’t know why, but they’re f**king good. Maybe I’m just weird.

So, my profile picture and the pony flying on my front page; what is his coat color to you? I have seen it on my desktop, laptop, and phone and they all look different, even when it's the same picture. On my desktop, it's completely gray, while on my laptop it's brown and on my phone, it's almost yellow. The funny thing is that I created it on my desktop and it was "supposed" to be light gray with a hint of yellow, but I like the "beige" version more that I see on my other

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Flurry Heart's first birthday party.

"So all Flurry has to do is choosing an object, grab it and it tells us what her future job would be?" Cadence questioned the ape-like creature around her height, "Doesn't this seem to be a little superstitious for a non-magical being like you?"

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Aka, toast and butter.

I identify with this horse.

So I saw this wolf today. It was a regular gray wolf. It was a beautiful gray wolf. I saw this wolf and I thought, "Damn, this is hot, wonder if he/she's single." I then found out the wolf was a guy, and I saw it's penis. When I saw that, I thought, "Wow, that is something." What sucked was that the wolf's wife saw me and I had to make a run for it.

But enough of my sex life, what did you guys do today?

I can:
* Juggle 6 apples at once
* Immitate animal sounds (25 different sounds)
* Walk/run on my toes without getting tired
* Act
* Dance
* Hula Hoop for 3 hours straight
* Jump rope
* Swivel my ears back and forth
* fold my tongue two ways at once
* Scent and track down items in a rapid amount of time
* Pantomime

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I just found out that there's a video about that now.

For reference, this is the blog I'm referring to.

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“Heh. Well, this is an interesting place for a dating spot...” The mare gazed around the area.

“I know, there’s so many cobwebs and spiders,” her boyfriend, who was a changeling, agreed.

“Yeah. It’s kinda creepy, not gonna lie.”

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The first group I remember joining, Uni-Fi's Group of Randomness, hasn't seen a post since when I first joined, so it isn't really all that fun. Could some people join and add some commonts, so it can start being random again? Thank you, and please join Uni-Fi's Group of Randomness!

That moment you think you're home alone, and start singing out loud, then suddenly you see your father standing there

Whelp, another year, another blog post. I've got to say, it went a lot better than last year, and while a lot of that is thanks to Patreon patrons, it's also just nice to not be obsessing over Chapter 12, or stressing out over any number of other things—and hoo boy, were there a lot of things. I still haven't replaced the tablet I lost to a leaky AC unit

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As I have mentioned a few times, I live with my 90 year old grandma. The one thing I just have to laugh at is how random things end up very random places. Today alone I find my Pinkie Pie in the fridge, fish food in the bathroom, and a Elvis Presley CD in the poinsettias. I wonder if this is how ponyville feels about Pinkie

It's so outdated that replacement parts are ridiculously expensive, and since it has issues anyway, I think it's time to put it to rest.

(Anyone want a graphics tablet? If I find the missing stylus, it's not like I'll have much use for it anymore, and it still works OK enough and is way better than a mouse. It's an old Intuos Pen & Touch.)

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A big ROUND room!