In honor of spring I will be offering $1 NSFW commissions! Payment is to be delivered through Ko-Fi, after art is received. As with everything, there are some ground rules.

Things I will not draw:

• Eyes
• Skin, scales, or chitin
• Even numbers of limbs
• The thing that watches you at night, wheezing in anticipation as you draw ever closer to seeing it
• Hinge-joints
• The barn

Other than that anything goes.

7668737
>.>

7668737
So abstract shapes only? Or eldritch abominations. Either that or you're screwing with us 😮.

7668737
I only have PayPal

7668737 ...I'm confused.

7669145
It was just an April Fools joke. Sorry.

7669164
Not gonna lie you had us in the first half.

7669164
No wonder these rules made no sense .