So let's say you have been invited to join Applejack in staking out a crop of apples that somepony has been stealing from for a while now. What are some things you would like to talk about/do with Applejack while you watch her crop?

Keep it clean.

Probably start by reviewing proper bucking technique. It's been a while, so it would be good to refresh my memory. But I'm pretty sure she's wholly focused on catching that low-down varmint no matter what. Nopony steals from Sweet Apple Acres! NOPONY!

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reviewing proper bucking technique

I saw this and for a moment I was going to make a remark about keeping it clean... Then I remembered that's actually what they call it in the show and I couldn't help but laugh.

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Lol Yeah, I try not to go dirty with stuff when pony writing is involved. I honestly forget about the other use of the word "buck" most of the time.

If i was the bat pony mare i want to be? I would talk about family and try to steer it towards Big Mac. I would have to keep it clean for i don't think she wants to suffer through an X rated conversation about her brother; and if she does? I don't want to know

Though getting anything from that bigot would be hard while the apples are in danger.

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What are some things you would like to do with Applejack while you watch her clop?

Where do I even start...

Keep it clean.

Oh, never mind.