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Milk_Barcast
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Just in case yall missed our little bit at the end of Fridays stream, since the holidays fall on the weekends for us, we're taking the next two weeks off, and then we'll be back on the weekend of the 7th/8th! We'll probably jump into some games that weekend!

in the meantime, let me ask you all some questions! It'll be like a real interview on the barcast but way less cringy :3

1) How cringe is Barcast on a scale of 10, to 10.

2) Did you know, that with the help of our patreons and bit donators on twitch, we've raised roughly $1100 dollars for Redwings Horse Sanctuary?

3) 40 duck sized horses, or 1 horse sized duck? They are hostile and will attack you on site.

4) Who was your favorite guest of 2021?

5) Did you know we'll be at Babscon2022? You can whip the nae nae and be cringe with us IRL at the con!

6) How many bananas can you eat?

7) favorite MLP character?

8) Why haven't you joined the discord yet?πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€

9) I forgot where I was going with this. Do you have any questions for us?

10) How are you liking the mixed schedule with interviews, game nights, and SFSF?

11) How cringe is that Milk guy? totally cringe if you ask me.

I have extensively documented experience in dealing with large groups of duck/chicken-sized horses, so that one.

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1) How cringe is Barcast on a scale of 10, to 10.
Meh, it's at least a 5. I based that off Richter scale measurements.

2) Did you know, that with the help of our patreons and bit donators on twitch, we've raised roughly $1100 dollars for Redwings Horse Sanctuary?

I already donated $5. What else do you want? Get out of my house already!

3) 40 duck sized horses, or 1 horse sized duck? They are hostile and will attack you on site.

1 horse size duck because it's (a) not a goose and therefore less aggressive and (b) horses are naturally stronk animals and would fuck you up with one swift kick.

4) Who was your favorite guest of 2021?
I looked them up in the threads and just realized that they had their interviews at the end of last year, but I will count them anyways. Norris, Not Enough Coffee, and Ice Star, because they're my friends and you guys should def have them on again sometime.

5) Did you know we'll be at Babscon2022? You can whip the nae nae and be cringe with us IRL at the con!
That's neat. Doubt I'll go.

6) How many bananas can you eat?
Is this one of those weird sex questions? Four.

7) favorite MLP character?
Ember. Heh heh, dergen.

8) Why haven't you joined the discord yet?πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€
Silence, fetus.

9) I forgot where I was going with this. Do you have any questions for us?
Why won't you have me on? ;~;

10) How are you liking the mixed schedule with interviews, game nights, and SFSF?
Ngl, I personally find the schedule to be confusing, but it's you're group so I have no reason to complain. Besides, it gives me more time between podcasts to decide what I'm going to shitpost next.

I should probably start taking advantage of that opportunity.

11) How cringe is that Milk guy? totally cringe if you ask me.
I saw Milk at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, β€œOh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was β€œHuh?” but he kept cutting me off and going β€œhuh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like β€œSir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually β€œto prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Milk_Barcast
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dear lord that was you at the store yesterday?

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1) How cringe is Barcast on a scale of 10, to 10.

Yes.

2) Did you know, that with the help of our patreons and bit donators on twitch, we've raised roughly $1100 dollars for Redwings Horse Sanctuary?

I need to step up my game then.

3) 40 duck sized horses, or 1 horse sized duck? They are hostile and will attack you on site.

40 duck sized horses, because I'm bigger than them and 40 wouldn't be enough.

4) Who was your favorite guest of 2021?

I missed too many to give a valid opinion.

5) Did you know we'll be at Babscon2022? You can whip the nae nae and be cringe with us IRL at the con!

A tempting offer.

6) How many bananas can you eat?

In a row?

7) favorite MLP character?

More often than not, I'd have say Starlight.

8) Why haven't you joined the discord yet?πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€

Oh, I joined. You just don't see me because all I do is scroll through the porn sections.

9) I forgot where I was going with this. Do you have any questions for us?

I have this numbness in my chest that comes and goes. It starts in the empty spot in my heart that never seemed to heal, but then grows until I feel in my mind, looking for value, meaning, purpose. Typically, someone dealing with these conditions would cry out for help, break down, be crippled from their warring emotions, or maybe even lash out. Instead, I sit silently, complacent with inaction while a memory almost distracts me with an urge to scream passionately over any number of things I've lost. Missed opportunities, lost loved ones, people I couldn't save, a chance to try again... But it always ends the same. Stuck somewhere deep within, trapped before reaching my throat to escape and remind me of a life I've all but had stripped away to only platitudes and vacant calls for confidence.

When the prescriptions fail, the cigarettes cess to steady the unsteady nerves, and the whiskey only aids in sleeping through the nightmares a little longer, do you keep the motivation from fading out?

Asking for those who need a reminder.

10) How are you liking the mixed schedule with interviews, game nights, and SFSF?

it works, though it would be fun to see the guest partake in the game nights every so often.

11) How cringe is that Milk guy? totally cringe if you ask me.

On a scale of one to ten, ten being the most cringe, I'd say he isn't that bad.

I've experienced so much worse.

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