Boi I didn't do your stupid ass thing because it was boring as fuck.

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I have a bad case of anal glaucoma, I just can't see my ass coming into work today.

5726663 You know what? I won't tell you. It's none of your business.

You know why, Bob!? I was drunk!

Don't look at me like that, I didn't feel like it.

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I'm sorry, I don't give a shit

5726663 For the last time, my dong was too itchy...

(I feel weirded out saying that)

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You know what? I watched porn instead, I was drunk.

You have to admit Grey, you can't be mad at that lol

5726676 Can't do your job if you don't sleep well enough, I can understand.

5726697 How is fucking boring? It is one of the most enjoyable things you can ever do.

5726736 Fair enough.

5726771 You mother fucker, how dare you. Why didn't you share the booze? I thought we had something special.

5726775 Fine, I'll get the bottle and crisco oil again.

5726814 I hope not, why would you even shit in your hand? Why would you even give it to anyone? Unless it's their fetish. *shudders*

5726835 I think they have a cream for that.

(I almost couldn't contain my laughter from reading that.)

5726849 The hell I can't, you could have shared the booze. And depending on the kind of porn I would have enjoyed watching it, you selfish little shit.

5726663 You know what grey? I've been thinking a lot about Brexit recently...

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Haha, get your own you freeloader. But anyway, just for once.
*He tosses a beer towards you*

I'm so sorry, but it's none of your business.

5726970 Fucking hell, we have the same excuse.

5727009 *opens* Thank you kindly.

5727246 But why? Didn't we share a special moment back there? You know after you tied the cement blocks to my feet and tossed me off a bridge into a river.

5727575 I was just having fun, but than you had to go and take my writing journal. What kind of person does that? Now it's ruined. Disintegrated at the bottom of the river, never to be written in again.

5727570 I'll remember to send you a message on my birthday

5728457 Looking forward to it.

5728138 Okay so things got a little out of hand, but that doesn't mean we should keep secrets right?

5726663 I was amused by my excuse, however I cannot share it as that would require me to reveal my birth month and day. Thanks for posting this nonetheless.

5728662 Would have been fun to know what it was, glad you had fun with it.

5726663 i'm sorry,your expectations are too high

I'm soooo sorry. Shut up, that's why.

5729649 But my expectations are lower than dirt.

5729660 Lol, you're going to use that some day aren't you?

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You know what? Yolo. Yolo.

5730498 That is too perfect.