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Venus is better ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

4408193
Guess again. Venus is a hell hole that makes New Jersey look livable.

4408206

My DICK is a hell hole ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

4408193

Uranus is better. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

4408271

My DICK is better ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

4408271
Instructions not clear. Got my dick stuck.
Call 911 for me?

Mars sucks? Whatchu talkin' bout?!

4408193 If men are from an allegedly once-habitable planet, and women are from an incredibly hot, radiation blasted, gas covered wasteland; I think this is certainly telling us something.

Score one for the Patriarchy, and commence the hat tipping.

MartiantheGray
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4408193

Mars sucks.

Venus is better ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hmm... I'll be seeing you specifically in a little while, don't you worry.

4408638
Any atmosphere dense enough to fly in by flapping your arms is a good atmosphere, in my book. Venus FTW.

Plus, she's hotter. :duck:

4408663
God, I am so going to astronomer hell for that pun...

4408638

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OI that's what you say now. But I gurentee if you looked up FMB Minecraft wars and watched it up until a few episodes before there most recent one you'd realize that mars is way fucking better than Venus. AND YOUR DICK
Its a nice neighborhood- lots of land- is nice and quiet- easy to hide your mass oxygen production room- gate way to astroid belt(need dose ores Broz)
Its way fucking better than Venus AND your little milimeter peter of a dicK
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH:trollestia:

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