You want to read The Chase in peace and quiet?
How about these?

Use them wisely, fellow Chasers.

T-shirts would be better.

Go avay... I zam vriting Ze Chase!

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Very nice of you, but they're free!
Donate that money to Mr Haiku.

I made a chase bookmark from photo paper for myself few days ago (was reading "edge of tomorrow") while I was grounded...

would anyone be interested in that?

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Very much, thanks for offering.

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I want to see!

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I deleted the file after I printed it, I can make a new one later though, When I'm not busy.

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Take your time.