I nominate all members of this group!

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I have no money, though.

3591225 Since we're supposed to be evil, isn't this the kind of thing we shouldn't do?
More seriously, the only reason I haven't done this yet is that I have no money right now.

I waded through an ocean the other millennium. Also, I spat out some money at some charity worker before I slaughtered his family in front of him, laughed at him, and then ate him. Does that count?

3591878 I think that counts...

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Actually, I think they misspelled "eat" as "save". Still, I knew what they meant and ate the children anyway.

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Give me water?

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Look at my profile pic. Where do you see a tongue?

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