So I'm in Target looking for a Coke bottle with my name on it (You'd think a name like Kevin would be easy to find). I come across this bottle with this unusual name so I figured hey, why not?

Nopony wants to share with a bully.

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Does that mean that parent actually name their kids Tiara?

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Sounds like it according to Coke.

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That's terrifying in a way

Oh great, did Diamond Tiara buy Coke?

3506465 Eww bubbley drinks.

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I like how it's the last one in that section, because nobody wants Tiara's Coke.

3506472 parents name their kids crazy bullshit all the time, I'd bet you money someone actually named their kid Crazy Bullshit

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Can't be any worse than Pilot Inspektor.

3507543 there's a kid named Shithead

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Yeah, the poor kid...

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In this case, I wouldn't be surprised if there was a bottle that said "Beavis".

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Has anyone ever successfully shared a coke with its suggested target?

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What if there was a Coke named Pepsi?

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3512227 his dad named him after his favorite thing

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I had to keep myself from laughing when someone woman in the store I work at kept hollering for "Porsche."

3513054 I love dark humor.

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I think her sister was named, 'Mercedes.'

I almost asked them if they had a brother named, 'Benz'.

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My name may be a little unique in my area but at least it's that dumb

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Ford?
Lincoln?

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Dodge Ram?

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*Blinks*

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DeLoeran?

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Actually, that wouldn't make a bad name.

Now if only you could run 88 miles per hour . . .

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I thought that running over 30 caused the muscles in your legs to basically explode

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I'll never get to test that. I'm horribly out of shape.

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Most normal (and athletic) people can't make it pass 12 mph anyway

3507669 I have, and bought several to give away, too.