Edit on Smiles's atryl's picture. Click to make it better.

100% accurate.

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Lumi does not smoke.

3807698 She's on fire, of course she smokes.

3807698 Alternative version, just for you.

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Looks like I've got a new waifu.

3807766 Lel. That's cute.

Shhh.

Smiles will hear you.

3807682 We can only hope.

3807776 Oops... *Hides under a blanket*

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She will be the cutest waifu ever! That cap is just so sexy. And the moustache. And the... everything!

That follow. Cheers!

3807825 I agree, it's a very sexy pony.

Can I have one..? ...Fuck

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As it turns out, 3807698 knows me too well.

Ahem, now, where was I?
Uwah! What has been done to me?!

I mean, okay, that cap is perfectly in theme, because I do love when people obey...
And I look pretty good with tattoos. Especially since having marks on places other than my butt totally shows my superiority over all other ponies. As well as my elite skills over birds of prey and boats. But...

Actually, fine. I'll take the one with the love note.

3807866 Hooray! Thank you, Lumie.

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I'm not actually sure what to do with it now that I've taken it though.
Um. Do I, like, go to a costume party?

Try to find a gang of oddly romantic thugs to blend in with?

3807889 I wouldn't do that, they'd probably take the note and roll a spliff out of it.

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B-but then how would anon know I loved him/her?
What kind of oddly romantic thugs are these that would destroy my chances at love, to get high?

Maybe they can smoke my mustache or something? I don't really need that.

3807936 Nah. I was only kid. They wouldn't blaze your love note. They would understand and give you a special box of choclates ... bunch of roses... Something that isn't combustible.

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You'd think that they'd know not to worry, since I'm walking in there with a piece of paper, and a very flammable fake mustache and baseball cap.

3807952 >implying they're not fire proof

You did get me though... :c

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You did get me though... :c

Oh, neat! I can always use more ponies to do.... things with.
But Epsy has seniority.

3807982 What is Epsy..?

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What is Epsy..?

Adorable!
See?

Also, as it turns out, your superior. Unless you get promoted ahead of them or something.
They've got a real head start. But you've got energy and enthusiasm! So who knows!

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Her butt does not have a top hat. You have disappointed me.

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Her butt does not have a top hat

Unless my cutie mark is a top hat. Then it does.

3808035 Grrr... I hate being a shit OP. Give me some time...

3808022 Thank you for this opportunity.

Epsy

Espy

verbliterary
Catch sight of.
"Lumie espied her own booty in the mirror"

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Lumie espied her own booty in the mirror

Did it have a top hat? That example is so mean for leaving me in suspense!

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Yeah, top hat butt is THE primary thing you need for a Luminary. #LumieTopButt

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It had a hat.

Shit quality because no time.

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I really can't deny the appeal of twice the obedience.

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I dunno. I don't think you really need the sunglasses, mustache, hat, or tattoos. I mean, doesn't this look a lot cuter?

--Sweetie Belle

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Cuteness is the highest virtue, I admit.

But people seem to like me, um, 'blazing it'. Peer pressure is serious business! I'm made of stuff that—strictly speaking—explodes violently when placed under pressure.

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Wouldn't you just look kinda like this if that happened, tho'?

--Sweetie Belle

Rainbow Power Lumie.

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No, that wouldn't be so bad. I shall provide an artist's imagining of the results of peer pressure on Lumies.

It took me a lot of tries to finish high school. And that's not even counting finding planets that have high schools.

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The world is not ready.

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Rainbows where you come from must be really plain.

3808112 I'm sorry.

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Well, Lumie might look cute in a hat, if it was a fireponies helmet...

--Sweetie Belle

3808761 You're right. Can you forgive me..?

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It's okay.

It's just the hat an' mustache are gonna catch on fire in that picture. A fireponies helmet wouldn't.

Also, I say tattoos, but they don't really work that way if you're covered in fur. It's more like a stencil is taped on you, some fur dye goes over it, after it dries you remove the stencil, and you repeat a few times for different colors. It's not permanent unless a spell's put on it.

Most of the time, there aren't any stencils involved, and you just take a bath in the dye to change your whole coat color, though. Of course, it'll be all uneven and look bad unless somepony who knows what they are doing does it for you. (like Rarity)

--Sweetie Belle

3808899 Uhh?

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Well, the last bit's what Rarity told us when she caught us trying to do the whole thing with stencils to make our own cutie marks. It didn't go that well...

--Sweetie Belle