I here by declare Eris H Discordia to be the new Mother Empress of the Domain and its territories, eh,

May you guys serve her well like you served me, eh.

She shall be the Mother Empress of the Domain until I officially return, eh.

And that Greyknight, Handsome Techpriest, Redshirt, Iron Galley, Agent Maine, Lord Galvatron, F4D3, Tentacle Slaphappy, Plague Of Gripes, The Director and Epsilon-Delta are to be my Custodes, eh. If the Empress is away then they will act as a council of sorts who will work together to run the Domain and assist the Empress, but if shit really goes down then Greyknight and Redshirt will have emergency only powers to fix shit if the Empress or Custodes Council fails to be an effective governing body, eh.

AND if worse comes to worse then ask the site mods to switch group founder from me to either Eris, Redshirt or Greynight, eh. You have my permission, but only between those three and it must be discussed with whoever cares enough, and not done on a whim by an individual, eh.

And now a sonnet from Grey, eh~

When I consider how my light is spent
Ere half my days, in this dark world and wide,
And that one talent which is death to hide,
Lodged with me useless, though my soul more bent
To serve therewith my Empress, and present
My true account, lest she returning chide;
"Doth Mother-Empress exact day-labor, light denied?"
I fondly ask; but Patience to prevent
That murmur, soon replies, "Mother-Empress doth not need
Either man's work or her own gifts; who best
Bear his mild yoke, they serve her best. Her state
Is Queenly. Thousands at her bidding speed
And post over land and ocean without rest;
They also serve who only stand and wait."

Now go and expand the Domain, and remember to have fun, eh!

4392833 She's back? I thought she was banned.

4392851
still banned, doubt pat knows about anything that's happened

4392833 Yeah, she`s banned...

I nominate muhself :3

4392851 4392863 4392865 huh, I made an update, eh. Nighty night, eh.

4392879 I`ll pull a Hitler and take power! :D

4392879
gnight

4392886
I'm sure you'll fight and die protecting the empire until mother returns, won't you?

4392879 Heil Mein furher!
4392886 Grey Knight for head custodian!

(and is it only the custodes get admin position or keep it as is?)

4392896
4392902
I shall protect this Empire until the return of the True Mother!

However, to ensure safety and security, I shall acquire the right to rule from our currently indisposed Empress.

4392886 4392902 Update~

4392896 byes and night night~

4392909 Mein Furher!

4392913
yay, I'm important!~

hope to see you again, night

4392909
wouldn't kill you to RP every once in a damn while though

4392865 In which case WE are in command until/if Iris is no longer banned. Besides, even if you were to use the whole "emergency powers" thing, you still have to share the thrown with Redshirt.

Also any/all previous coups/power grabs have failed, short of demoting the fuck out of everyone, how exactly do you plan on seizing power when many before you have failed?

4392833 Why do only Grey and Redshirt get emergency powers?

4392851
4392863
4392865
Anyone know why she was banned this time and will she be returning again?

4392913 I`m content with that...

4392916
4392923
4392933
I just need to wait for this council to screw up. I already have the support of another Custodes, and I`m sure the current Empress will gladly support me.

4392938 Red and I have emergency powers because we`re actually really good friends with Pat.

4392941 What exactly qualifies as screwing up? but in any case, you have my partial support. Meaning that IF/when the council screws up, you'll probably have my support in nominating yourself as leader. Until then, be content with your seat on the council please and thank you.

4392941
I'd give you my support, but it'd cost you

4392947 I would argue with "What and I'm not/wasn't?!?!?!?!" But you two have known her longer than I have, so I'm not gonna.

4392952 Great...

4392951 Jawhol, mein little Himmler...

4392962

4392962 Translation?

4392968 What exactly is this cost?

4393003
4392962
The greatest cost of all...

4393014

What exactly is this cost?

4393018

Just to clarify you guys are not Discordians, but Dominions, eh.

And if Eris fails to be a good Mother Empress then you have my permission to remove her status as monarch of the Domain, eh.

And that Grey and Redshirt are pretty cool guys, eh.

4392941 You have my support if shit goes down. I couldn't think of anyone better to lead during a crisis. Except patty of course.

4392938 Eris is still banned for Alt abuse which is making Alts to upvote your shit and to be abusive to other users.

4393044 Dat sleeping.

4393054 Good. Give loyalty to nly the True Mother and I, and you will be rewarded.

4393064 My reward shall be the execution of heretics?

4393069 Yes.

4393071 Gud. Shall we make a skype group for us custodians? That would be noice!

4392833

You're handing the domain over to that fuck? Damn and I thought you had a brain.

4393059
4393064
After a PM to a Mod I know, she may be permanently banned, but he hasn't answer THAT specific question. Also I learned a little more about the Discordians, and I'm not happy. Thus as long as the council remains in place, you'll have my support in becoming our new leader.

4393337 Don't worry, I'll wrangle control.

4394872

I definitely would rather you have control.

4394881 Oh, all this support for me to be Emperor. How nice.