...so I have to blab it to everyone!

Smiles is starting their own waifu collection too!
In this case:

Cosmic!

I probably should be all, like, possessive and jealous. But newp.
They're actually utterly adorable together! So much more playful than ol' super-srs Lumie!

Pluuuuus, I can totally feel less bad about my own unfaithful heart now.

3226278

Some average Rarity knock off?

Man, Smiles must really be desperate. Everyone knows Rarity is a slut so this gal must be even worse.

They probably need a sponge or something. Ew.

3226278

I can totally feel less bad about my own unfaithful heart now.

does that mean Smilinary-Canon Stiggerzz is going to get some action?

3226284
Cosmic's super-nice.

U-unlike you.

3226285
From what I've seen, the action never stops with Canon-Stiggerzz.

3226286

CosmicAfro? More like...

CosmicAsshole!

3226284

Everyone knows Rarity is a slut.

Goddammit. My cover has been blown.

3226287

W-what?!

3226288

You're damn right. Get the hell out of here.

Can I have coffee at your Boutique later tonight, baby gal?

3226289

Whatcha gonna do about it?

3226292
Nothing.

Here, let's not fight. Have this peace offering.

3226286
But I mean, her and you kinda of action. We've yet to see that.

3226292 I prefer tea, but as you wish, darling. Stop by at seven 'o clock sharp.

3226296
And she does mean sharp.

Also, while searching for that sword picture, I found this, which made me cackle.

Don't fuck with Spike.

3226295
I need to be properly wined and dined and such.

3226298 A lady never threatens. However, there will be... punishment.

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I'm sure she'd be willing to do that. Albeit with lots of innuendo and bad touches here and there during the dinner.

3226293

Oh no you didn't!

Taste my wrath.

3226296

Coffee, tea, eh. They're just about the same, right?

3226304 *tsk tsk* Someone needs to learn proper etiquette.

3226305

I don't drink either because they burn my lips and drinking those things cold is just... no. Seriously, I drink hot chocolate with a spoon.

3226308 Huh, interesting... ...and kind of adorable too.

3226309

Shush! Lum can't know we've been speaking of my so-apparent cuteness. Whenever he sees it he latches onto it like a koala on a sofa.

3226310
Awwww! Does widdle Jakey need me to blow on his hot chocolate for him?

Well too bad, I've had enough of all the Meanie Pies around here.

3226310

3226300 HEY LUMINARY! GUESS WHAT JAKE AND RARITY HAVE BEEN DISCUSSING!

3226311 Then, Twilight ran out of the hall, called up her harem, stole AJ's truck and something exploded.

GRAND THEFT EQUESTRIA.

3226311

Now, but you can blow me.

Lum pls this is overkill

3226311 damn, you beat me.

srsly tho, you should totally take Stiggerzz to dinner and force her to be "civilised" and "couth"

3226317
There is no overkill.

There is just pictures that make Lum laugh darkly when searching for other pictures.

3226318
Mmm. Training.

3226320
Just make sure to keep one eye on her hands during dinner...They tend to wander.

3226320

And you say I'm the meanie...

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3226322

TRAINING MONTAGE?!

3226327
I just had a mental image of what kind of training montage canon-Stiggerzz would have.......It was very sexy

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3226327

Training montage.

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3226331

>tfw I will never have a training montage with Lum.

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3226334
All this talk about canon-stiggerzz has made me want to go back to the avatar that inspired her.

3226334
We have writing montages. Isn't that enough?

3226336
Always has my vote.

3226341
stupid, sexy, human twilight....

3226341

No. I always want more. I am a consuming entity.

3226336

This canon conflicts with my headcanon.

Srsly I'm confused.

3226343
canon-stiggerzz

as in, the character that Pixie uses for her fic.

3226344

Aah, right right.

Can't say much for canon Jake since he hasn't appeared yet.

But it's safe to assume he's the most OP character ever.

3226346
every story needs someone who's ridiculously OP

3226347

Yeah, but it's always the ridiculously OP guys that never actually do most of the fighting.

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Don't worry, I'm sure canon-stiggerzz would be more than happy to keep Jake company.

3226352

Assuming we're not, like, mortal enemies or something.

3226353
Yes, assuming that.

3226354

Until then...

3226356
Indeed.

3226278
Bwuh!?

N-n-no! It's not true! All lies! All lies!

Wait, you've been unfaithful to me?

3226363
the plot thickens

3226363
Just my heart.

Is has too much love to give. And if it doesn't, it'll break.

3226368

I have not been gaining weight. My plot is perfectly thin and firm.

3226370
it will never be as thin and firm as canon-stiggerzz from Pixie's fic.