Twilight Sparkle Eats Peaches 219 members · 50 stories
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My mom said I couldn't freeze and eat all of the peach yogurt, so I hid them in the freezer and pleaded to all things peach that she wouldn't notice.
I'll probably share them anyway, but do I love feeling sneaky. And eating peaches/peach products.

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MMMMM! Yogurt!

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*Chuckles* Why must you do this?

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I'm never eating yogurt again.

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Even more reason to never eat the damned stuff anyway!:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

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You keep bringing up yogurt.

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Have you ever read the lyrics for that part?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I must eat yogurt off of you...

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This yogurt's stale, it's pretty pale, I think you got it from a Dead Head whale,
He washed ashore, you asked for more, and he gave you the grand tour.
His maw opened wide, you walked right inside, and now from you we will hide!
The yogurt is coming, Old Whale is humming, on my guitar I'm strumming,
We await the swift death, by yogurt and meth, bringing us our last breath,
Everything's covered in peach, the towels are just out of reach, and now the whale is dead on the beach
We've had a good time, I've made up a rhyme, now 'scuse me while I chomp on this lime!

I hope you're happy..:facehoof:

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Nice, the rhyme's a little wack though.

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It was like midnight...and I was exhausted. Does anything ever make sense when you're tired?:derpytongue2:
Of course it's wack, Jack, I was tired as fack.:rainbowlaugh:

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Here are some good rhymes to give you an idea:

Sorry, but I fucking love these!

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