These are those little poems I posted in the description while we were suffering under the Troll's wrath. I hope you like them!
Dear Troll of trolls, I must confess, your annoying ways have caused distress.
The comments are gone, the forum is bare. I admit, you gave me quite the scare.
The good people of this random town, have searched left and right. Up and down.
We tried and we have yet to find the anonymous troll that has us in a bind.
And yet, are your actions fruitful? Are you pleased with our constant struggle? Do you wish to be hated, or tolerated? If it's love you seek... here's a huggle!
Why can't we all live happily? Why do you continue to torture this internet family?
I'll tell you this: I wish I could be mad. I wish I could yell at you for ruining these good times that we've had.
But we have to love and tolerate like the Elements of Harmony. And without this state of chaos, just what would this group be?
I suppose I'll cease my rambling. It's not like you even care. But a disclaimer: I don't hate you. I just wish that you would play fair. -Viola Velvet
*Can you make another one?* - somebody - Yes, of course I can! :3 (~Viola Velvet)
Stop in your tracks! Yes, you! Right there! How to rid ourselves of this troll is to prove that
WE DON'T CARE!
We need not spam the forums. The troll deletes each post with ease. Keeping up with our panic seems to be a breeze.
We should top and take a breather! See how this one rolls. We all know the ancient saying: DON'T FEED THE TROLLS!
These are those little poems I posted in the description while we were suffering under the Troll's wrath. I hope you like them!
Dear Troll of trolls,
I must confess,
your annoying ways
have caused distress.
The comments are gone,
the forum is bare.
I admit,
you gave me quite the scare.
The good people
of this random town,
have searched left and right.
Up and down.
We tried and
we have yet to find
the anonymous troll
that has us in a bind.
And yet, are your actions fruitful?
Are you pleased with our constant struggle?
Do you wish to be hated, or tolerated?
If it's love you seek... here's a huggle!
Why can't we all
live happily?
Why do you continue to torture
this internet family?
I'll tell you this:
I wish I could be mad.
I wish I could yell at you for ruining
these good times that we've had.
But we have to love and tolerate
like the Elements of Harmony.
And without this state of chaos,
just what would this group be?
I suppose I'll cease my rambling.
It's not like you even care.
But a disclaimer: I don't hate you.
I just wish that you would play fair.
-Viola Velvet
*Can you make another one?* - somebody
- Yes, of course I can! :3 (~Viola Velvet)
Stop in your tracks!
Yes, you! Right there!
How to rid ourselves of this troll
is to prove that
WE DON'T CARE!
We need not spam the forums.
The troll deletes each post with ease.
Keeping up with our panic
seems to be a breeze.
We should top and take a breather!
See how this one rolls.
We all know the ancient saying:
DON'T FEED THE TROLLS!
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That is all. Equestria is ours.
2103132 Here, I'll add these pretty little things back to the description for you.
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Don't look at me!
It was beautiful!!
2103139 Aww. :3
2103148 Thanks a bunch!
2103158 D'aww. Thanks! Glad you enjoyed them.
2103132
2beautiful4words
2103166 How do you do it?!
2103167 Thank you so much!
2103174
2 teaspoons rhymes (or substitute for 3 teaspoons wittiness)
1 cup emotions or opinions
1 cup so grammar, such spelling, very english
Bake it in the oven and you have a poem!
2103132
wow nice
2103223 Thanks!
2103209 Unfortunately, your instructions apparently weren't specific enough. I now have a dead grammar nazi at my feet and a head ache.
2103245 Welp.
.. poetry isn't for everyone, I guess?
Anyways, if you actually do write a poem, post it! I'd love to see it and give feedback (if wanted).
2103231 your welcome
2103259 I'd suggest giving this a look.
2103280 Oh my! Ohohoho!
2103296 They could use skill like yours.
2103391 Ha. Too bad it's all mature-stuff. I sadly don't do that kind of stuff. I would give it a try otherwise.
2103402 Nearly all of it isn't that bad. It's only certain chapters have that kind of rating.
2103435 Ah, well perhaps I shall give it a try.
2103451 Okkie Dokki Lokki!