I don't do it. Maybe. Probably.

(Starts downvoting stories like the dickens)

Do you do it?

This is totally not a reference to some site-breaking stuff going around recently. Nope.

1966039
I only downvote a fic if I truly despise its contents. I don't downvote for where it's placed in the site.
Also...Totally not a reference...Totally not...

1966039
I really never downvote.

1966046
....hmm.
There must be a reason why I'm suspicious of that claim....

1966049>>1966046

Very, very suspicious.

1966051
FimFiction: Only downvotes if it makes me want to gouge out my eyes with a a spork.
Any Other Site: Downvote. Kill urself downvote.

1966058

FimFiction: Only downvotes if it makes me want to gouge out my eyes with a a spork.

hmm. Same reason as me.

1966063
Why am I not a moderator? My dick is certainly big enough.

1966066
How much ya willing to pay?

1966067
With my life?

1966078
Make it your Centerlink funds and we have a deal.

1966081
But I just got payed!
You bastard...

1966082
you gonna give it to meh? Or are you going to stay as a contributor?

1966090
How about I make you a moderator on The Group Dedicated T-- Oh wait! You are! And you have been since the start of the fucking group you inconsolable greedy pig sow...
So how has the Pope been lately?

1966096
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU KNOW I'D KIDNAPPED THE PO-I mean...he's fine...yes...Fine...Nothing wrong with the Pope at all...

1966100
Don't change the subject.

1966108
No, I'm not making you an admin

1966110
Why not?

1966110

Can I be an admin? I promise to abuse my powers.

1966115>>1966113
*Is already an admin*

1966113
Because I don't feel like it....You're actually admin.........Problem?

1966115
hmm...let me think about that for a moment...

1966122 1966115
Not good enough.
Stiggerzz made me give a fuck for a few seconds. Further intensifying my hollow infatuation.

1966126
I'm gonna go make a grilled cheese sandwich in celebration.

1966135
om nom

1966138

1966142
*takes shirt and gives regular cheese sandwich, ungrilled.*

1966146

1966039
About the only way a story can get a downvote from me is if:

A) it's an annoying Mary Sue fic with horrible grammar and/or your classic "only good human ever born ever" story (almost always seems to come in pairs, so I lump 'em together) or

B) the story has a few (or more than a few) errors, confusing points or moments of flat-out "what the fuck have you been smoking" level illogic and the author is one of those dickheads that seems to think that pointing these out - in a review - is a crime on par with genocide. Like a certain Khalai warrior.

...I don't think I've actually downvoted even one story on this site.
I really need to work on that.

1966046 Nether do I.

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