1) So cloudchaser drops off the Cmc at my house...

"um thanks Cloudchaser....am I suppose watch them? Am I adopting them?

or did you kidnap them and are framing me?"

"Oh well"

2) Me and Sweetie beat up Diamond Tiara....sounds fun

3) Me and the Cmc(I'm including Babs for once...as she's the 11th.) go for a relaxing swim

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1) I share a Milkshake with Luna after she admits her love for me.

2) Sunset no!

3) There's a mirror version of Luna while real Luna is trapped in mirror. Solution?
Proceed to make out with both.

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I write the greatest fic ever, but Sombra steals all the credit for it.
damn him....

Octavia tricks me into murdering Dinky and her whole family with a knife.
....meh.

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1) Conquer Equestria with Fluttershy and Spitfire. Best day ever!

2) After a terrible argument, Dinky burns down my house... Not so best day ever.

3) I walk into my house only to find Rarity dressed in a clown suit, smiling darkly at me.

Huh...

...Still best day ever!

You already did the first two.

Game 3: Babs Seed challenges me to a Ponymon match, and she's all like: "C'mon tough guy, let's see what'chu got!!" And I proudly accept her challenge.

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Game 1: Conquer Equestria with Tom the rock and Apple Bloom. This should be interesting...
Game 2: After a terrible argument, Apple Bloom burns down my house. Looks like Tom and I will be conquering Equestria alone!
Game 3: I walk into my house and find Sweetie Belle dressed as a clown and smiling darkly at me. Uh, Sweetie Belle, w-what are you doing?

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Sweetie: just trying for my crazy murderer cutie mark

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Octavia rips my clothes off and throws me onto bed. Why not a threesome with Vinyl Scratch?

After King Sombra goes missing and I go to his house only to discover he is trapped in a mirror, and there is a evil mirror version of him is standing behind. Will I fight? Hell yeah.

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So Discord follows me every day for a week. And Celestia and I go out to a very expensive place to eat, and she splits, stiffing me with the bill.

I'm sure she had her reasons. I'll ask Discord for a loan, as long as he's there anyway.

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1908952 Me and Bon Bon find and beat up Diamond Tiara. Welcome to the corner of pay and back Diamond Tiara.

Octavia and Vinyl Scratch drop the mane six off at my house. Thanks for bringing them over, I can't wait to spend time with my favorite little ponies.

Me, King Sombra, Minuette, Lightning Dust, and Babs Seed spend a relaxing day swimming. I consider this group thearpy for Sombra. Repeat after me, "Being good is not bad. Being bad is not good."

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1) I conquer Equestria with Apple Bloom and Lyra. I knew this day could come. Me and Apple Bloom have been planning it for months. Lyra is just our fall pony.

2) After an argument Pinkamena Diane Pie burns down my house. Maybe I shouldn't of told her cookies was better then cupcakes.

3) I walk into my house to find Diamond Tiara dressed as a clown.... Dark look or not that visual is just to funny!

Chrysalis tricks me into murdering Luna and her family with a knife.
Interesting.
I'm gonna have an entire kingdom after me.

2. I write the greatest story ever, but Big Mac steals it and gets all the credit.
Press: Did you write this story?
: Eeyup
Press: Did you have any help?
: Nnope
Press: He wrote it all himself good job.

3. Princess Celestia tricks me into murdering and her entire family with a knife.
Well at least I got back at Big Mac for stealing my story.

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I share a milkshake with Octavia after she confesses her love for me.

3. Well Fluttershy trick me to kill Vinyl and her family.

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