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Bill Clinton
Group Admin

Greetings patients and welcome to Experiment #11. As you can see, you seemed to have not waken up in your bed. That is because i have decided to kidnap all of you. As you can also see, you are in a pitch black room with one candle dangling. This is actually the "Abandoned Cell". So anyway, if any of you grab the candle and look closer, you will see that I have covered your body with jelly. But not just jelly, Flammable Jelly! The point is, the key to this cell is on that table at the far end of this cell. I'm sure you get it now. After all, you need the candle for light but with that jelly around you.....fire + flammable jelly = bad. One of you is going to have to get that key.
Have fun!
PS: The floor is covered with tiny spikes.

1180799 ((Yeah, I'm not going to participate in this))

1180799

The floor is covered with tiny spikes.

Sounds like acupuncture! :pinkiehappy:

Bill Clinton
Group Admin

1180810 Well okay then. You don't have to be the one to get the key.

1180799
Well...

We all know the jelly tastes awesome.

And it's only slightly explosive.

Bill Clinton
Group Admin

1180859 Except that this jelly is basically glued to your skin.

1180886
So I can't eat it?:applejackunsure:

Bill Clinton
Group Admin

1180899 Yes. You can't eat it.

Since we're dealing with fire, and fire hazards...

Ok, so I've got the torch... and I'm getting close to the AURGH! I'M ON FIRE!:raritycry:

PANICKING PANICKING, SPREADING THE FIRE TO DISSIPATE THE FLAMES!
*Everyone is now on fire*
IT'S NOT WORKING!:raritydespair:

THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE! BURN BABY BURN! DISCO INFERNO!

Wonder if I would rather burn alive or step on tiny spikes just to get a key.... i'm thinking more towards burning alive instead of enduring the pain and possibly bleeding out. *I grab the candle and then poke myself with the flame*

Bill Clinton
Group Admin

1180951 1180947>>1180930 1180812>>1180810
Well, that escalated quickly......

Stop drop and roll in the spikes!

1180966
Yes! It did!
1180973
Bow chicka Bow OWWWW! I'M still on FIRE!
(Let's see if I can remember my fire training)
(1. Stop next to my friend aka you)
(2. drop them aka you with a swift punch)
(3. roll all over them aka you until the fire is put out)
SUCCESS!:pinkiehappy:
Wait... now You're on fire!:pinkiegasp:
...
Running time!:twilightoops:

Bill Clinton
Group Admin

1180996 This is mildly entertaining....

1180996
*getting up from floor*

*dusts self off*

Did you just set me on fire? :rainbowhuh:

1181000
Well, the thing is...
you see...
Look, I'll just show you.

I do not consent to anything Frappe says.

Bill Clinton
Group Admin

1181026 No picture......

1181007
Nnnnnooooo?:applejackconfused:
Yes.:ajsmug:
Was it enjoyable?:trollestia:
No.:twilightoops:

Bill Clinton
Group Admin

1181041 1181007 It seems none of you are making progress. The room is pitch black and the candle light is no longer there. I will have to speed up the process a bit......
'The left and right walls get lit with fire and they start moving"

1181035
no... picture?:pinkiecrazy:
NO... PICTURE!?!:flutterrage:
Ok.:pinkiesmile:

I googled "mlp that is my fetish" to find this...
Not many good results, but conveniently all of the R34 pictures were below my scroll vision.

1181076
u dun goofed. :applejackconfused:

1181068
Somebody HALP! Frappe thinks we're gonna die, and is doing STUFF TO ME!:fluttershyouch:
We're not in the room anymore. This was getting boring.:trollestia:
Fun.:heart:
*END TRANSMISSION*
I'm still here, so I'll take charge.
Everyone PANIC! It'll put out the flames. Then we can use F4D3 the dark's body to cross the spikes.

1181088
Did I?:pinkiesmile: Did I?:pinkiehappy:
Yes.:ajbemused:
I didn't find it through that google search originally, it's just that I couldn't find a working picture to post.
So I googled the caption.
Honest.:ajsmug:

1180799
Well,
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Y'all niggas can deal with this shit on your own.
Brogre out.

*Rolls across the cage* *Grabs key* *Does victory dance on the spikes* *Kicks ashes into the air* *Key melts in my hand*:raritycry:

Bill Clinton
Group Admin

1181611 Looks like this place will be your tomb.

1181611>>1181231>>1181125>>1181088>>1180810
Ya know, I can see in the dark and pain is my thing :applejackunsure:
I am a little late but this all could've been avoided if you just woke me up and told me there were painful spikes and a key :pinkiecrazy:
Seriously, am I that forgettable? :unsuresweetie:

1180799
ahahaha no

*uses magic elf powers to teleport back to own cell*

right, now that I'm out of there

*uses anti-burn enchantment and proceeds to burn of flammable jelly*

there we go:moustache:

1180930
Fuck you Goofy.

1182099
Yes, yes you are.
I have a healing factor so good that I'm immortal, but you didn't see me cheat.

1182447
He's not Goofy... He's Derpy's cousin.

1183385
I'm sorry, that was a little harsh.
No it wasn't, we regret nothing.

1183515 well, you have Orange and Purple, but I got Red, Blue, and Lady Green. :pinkiecrazy:
...the fuck?
Just don't question it Red.
I'm forever alone~!!!!
Shut up Blue!
:trollestia::trollestia::trollestia::trollestia::trollestia::trollestia::trollestia:

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