Welcome to my army page for the Battlefield: Equestria Contest, recruit. Although Werewolfistan is... not necessarily the most sober of countries... or the most sane... I think it's a damn good time to kick some ass, take a few names, snort a few gallons of coke... and uh... well... as you can see, I'm off my fucking meds. So, I guess what I'm saying, is here's a gun... now uh... kill the other guys, a'ight?
Oh, and any of you who so much as makes a comment about my beard in a negative way will be strung upside down by his nipples off of a bridge. Toodles, and don't forget to wash behind your GAAAAAH FUCK DICK SHIT TITS ASS BALLS!
Yeah!!!!
join me and none will dare say a word against your beard.