what would happen. that is my question. Because we know her professionalism would have effects just like starklight glimmer turned the changelings into rainbow after hitting chrysalis throne with a rock. But my (older) brother says Harswhinny is too much professional for the changlings to changl. that they would explode into a million when they tried and be death. and I Think they would succeed to turn into Harshwhinney BUT the professional would make them trainsend and they would become alicorn changelengs who had ultra powers. so which of us is right.

Ah, ah. You forget that Harshwhinny, being the holy equine incarnation of Professionalism, has ultimate control over all things within her domain. The answer is not what would happen to the changeling, it is what would happen to the changeling hive.

Turning into Harshwhinny would flood a changeling with such tremendous doses of professionalism that it would overload both themselves and their link to their fellows, creating a chain reaction of sneering dominion and purple sweaters, until every single one of them was in complete mental thrall to her, subsisting off of professionalism itself, and valuing only that plus fillies on scooters.

And that was the origin of the International Equestrian Games Committee. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

This is the only thread we need.

6695107
Tell your older brother that he's dumb. Horizon got it in one.

6695107
What sort of chan? A Neko-chan?

6695301
I'm pretty sure 4chan trying to impersonate Harshwhinny created the paradox that formed the brony community in the first place.

6695301
I, likewise, am awaiting an answer from OP on this crucial question.

6695786
Fortunately, we don't have long to wait! OP should be flying his sled through the skies in a week and a half. I've already got my stockings hung by the chimney with care.

6695787
… OP is Santa Claus?

6695788
Isn't that what OP stands for in some foreign language, or something? I mean, that's the only way all those "OP will surely deliver" memes makes sense.

6695789
Well, that would make sense, but I meant I was waiting for a response from a channel operator.

6695301? What kind of chan did the original poster mean?

6695789
> Harshwhinny confirmed for believer in Santa Claus

6695791
maybe she just believes in skywriter.

i believe in skywriter

6695793
Well *I* believe in Santa.

Thread poll! 6695110, 6695126, 6695302, everyone else reading, help us out here. Do you believe in Santa Claus or Skywriter?

6695797
Have you ever seen both at the same time?

6695797
Neither. Santa is the product of a Coca Cola commercial, Skywriter is a sock puppet account for Princess Cadence.

6695797
Maybe. How much will I be paid?

6695802
If I had, then the question of which of the two of them to believe in would be significantly simpler. 😛

6695803

6695857
For believing in Santa, I'm told the standard payment is going on the "Nice List" instead of getting coal in your stocking every year. For believing in Skywriter, probably something like "not being banned from this group".

For answering the poll? I think I might have an expired Starbucks coupon around here somewhere.

6696004
I believe in the one that has two legs.

6696033
So …

… neither, then?

6696086
Perhaps.

6695797
Can I believe in neither?

6695803
I'm sorry! I'm not sure what you mean. While I certainly know the importance of traveling incognito from time to time, I think that in a medium such as this it behooves me to make certain all my official communications are clearly identified as mine and mine alone.

6709788
What, so you can take full blame for all your covfefes?

6709789
I'm so sorry, I'm not sure what that means?

6695302
Does that mean...Harshwhinny is Brony God?

6709792
Are you seriously phrasing that as a question rather than a statement of obvious, self-evident fact?

6709805
Okay, fair point.

6709788
6709789

I'm onto you, Cadence. I wonder if your husband knows you ghostwrite fanfiction about yourself.

6710372
Keep in mind that I am not confirming or denying anything, but hypothetically, would that be a bad thing for a pony to do?

6711466
That depends. Does it star Miss Harshwhinny?

6712013
So it's only okay if Harshwhinny does it, is that what you're saying?

6711466

Depends. Are the stories you write about yourself true?

6712788
Perhaps I was not clear about the part where I was not going to confirm nor deny anything?

6713000
Was just trying to weasel you into admitting.

I suppose if the Cadence stories "Skywriter" writes are false it's just self-aggrandizing fiction. If they're true... maybe not 'bad', but it feels morally iffy to use an alt account to publish autobiographical stories.

6713000
Can you confirm or deny if you like ear muffs?

--Sweetie Belle

6719330
I can enthusiastically confirm that I enjoy earmuffs, but I can only wear them on our annual Snow Day holiday least I throw my little ponies into a panic.

6719232
Or perhaps I'm just "getting the truth out there" in whatever way I can, within the limits of state secrecy rules? It's something to think about!