Hey guys,

I heard an internet rumor from a friend of the former roommate of the brother of Faust Herself that Miss Harshwhinny was going to make a surprise appearance in "Equestria Girls." So:

Gym teacher? I've got 10 bucks on gym teacher. Will anyone give me three-to-one?

981985 Is betting on this sort of thing even legal?

981986
It depends on your jurisdiction. Personally, I'm posting from Stockholm Syndrome Horizon's old house (because hey, free rent and Internet, if you don't mind the smell of rotten pizza on the front porch), and there are so many time travelers in and out of this place that I'm pretty sure it qualifies as an independent micronation at this point.

981988
If it's an independent micronation, what currency are you using (and what's the exchange rate to USD)?

981990
I hadn't thought about that. I suppose we could go back to the classics and start minting scruples.

981985

I heard an internet rumor from a friend of the former roommate of the brother of Faust Herself

Faust hasn't worked on MLP since S2...

981994
Well, I'm sure she's still getting solid information from her close friend, who's the aunt of Meghan McCarthy's VA, so I'm still going to trust her.

981994
THAT'S WHAT THE FREEMASONS WANT YOU TO BELIEVE.

That's a good point. I bet HW is a Freemason in EQG. Or captain of one of those submarines with nuclear missiles on it. Something sufficiently world-striding and badass.

I bet she shows up as that guy from 1980s television who wore a tan leotard with all the organs printed on the outside.

Sean Connery. No question.

981994
Before quitting the show to devote more time to rolling around in her huge pile of money, she left Hasbro executives a detailed guide to her future plans for the series which they pledged to follow to a T. Equestria Girls is only a mere step in her far-reaching grand plan for the series.

I don't see how she could possibly anything other than an Equestria Games Inspector.

982010
Can do! If you're willing to put a few scruples down on HW guest-starring as Sean Connery, I'll give you 13:1. Sean Connery voicing HW, though, only 4.1:1.

982002
Freemason? Can do! 1:1.
Nuclear submarine captain! Can do! 150:1. Drops to 33:1 if you specify she's the villain.

981985
Gym teacher? 3:1, seriously? C'mon, I'll pay out 1:4 and that's being generous.

982103
Can do, can do! This guy says the Harsh can do!
If he says the Harsh can do,
Can do! Can do!

982129
She's Twilight's valentine, I give it 5:9.
Besides, McCarthy's brother's a friend of mine.

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She'll be the queen of cheer,
With gold hoops in her ears.
It's from an animator who's real sincere.

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Now just a minute, guys,
Here's what EqD implies.
It says she's great-grandmother to Pinkie Pie.

981985
The Spring Fling Queen must be chosen somehow, and MLP is not known for its love of democracy.

Miss Harshwinny will be in charge of inspecting and selecting the Prom Queen Who Gets Pig's Blood Poured On Her. She is the Princess Maker, to make her anything less is to dishonor her astounding Harshwinninessnessness.

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Why's everyone breaking out into song?

Seriously, guys, this is the Independent Republic of Horizonstan, not some sort of fugue state.

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The show can very easily accommodate both of your speculations by simply making the Prom Queen Pig's Blood Drop an official Equestrian Games event.

20 dollars on her being the Dean, but WAS a gym teacher before.

Carl Sagan, with Connery doing the voice.

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Well, stop the train right there,
I heard it from a mare,
Harshwhinny's got a crush on Treadle Stair.
That Stair! That Stair!
She danced with him upon a dare.
He made her feel as light as air,
As air, as air.

988858 ♫

♪ They won't deny us this, we want Harshwhinny bliss.
They'll make her Twilight's love interest. ♫
(As air, as air. He made her feel light as air.)
(She's old. She's old.)
♫ But Hasbro knows the rule: Harshwhinny must be cool.
And cheerleader girls own every school. ♩
(They'll kiss, they'll kiss. This guy says we'll see Harsh kiss.)
(As air. As air.)
♩ Don't deny the thrill from fandom's rumor mill.
An older Harshwhinny's looks could kill. ♪
(She'll cheer, she'll cheer. This guy says the Harsh will cheer.)
(They'll kiss. They'll kiss.)