Speculation is high as to what role this pivotal character will play in Season 4. What will she inspect now that the Games are officially a lock for the Crystal Empire? What would you like to see her inspect?

766324
my butt

766326
Seconded.

766324
Anything other than Games inspection is just Hasbro milking us for money. I for one am not going to buy any of those "Let's Pretend Miss Harshwhinny Inspects the Spa" or "Let's Pretend Miss Harshwhinny Inspects the Grocery Store" toys.

766324
Seaponies. She needs to inspect seaponies.

766330
For what?

766332
Ocean-borne parasites.

766333
Like zebra mussels?

766335
That's an invasive species, not a parasite.

766335
"Zebra Muscles" should be Snowflake's African-Equestrian cousin.

766326>>766337

You guys, this is a serious question posted by a serious Skywriter.

Anyway, Miss Harshwhinny needs to inspect the library for termites and dry rot, because I mean it's a hollowed out tree and we haven't seen Twilight do even the most basic maintenance outside of her normal work as a librarian and nerdhorse. I sometimes question whether Twilight is actually a qualified carpenter at all.

Also, while she's inspecting the seaponies for oil companies, Miss Harshwhinny should also check their teeth and spoor to make sure they're not luring sailors to their demise and then eating them. We've all heard the "helpful-as-can-be ponies" rhetoric but the source was a handful of second-hand G1 accounts that involved a human, so they can only be taken as unreliable, at best, and the product of a diseased mind, at worst.

In conclusion, I fully support Miss Harshwhinny appearing as a seapony in season 4. Thank you and good night. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.

HOT-BLOODED HARSHWHINNY!!!
She'll inspect the universe for suck and throw galaxies at stuff. That would be awesome.

766508

That would explain this tweet from Megan McCarthy, wouldn't it?

As I'm sure you all know, after the fiasco at Cadence's wedding, changelings are the newest big fad in Canterlot. Changeling music, changeling fashion, a changeling sidekick for Daring Do, the works. Some ponies have even gone so far as to start changeling cults, complete with special goggles to imitate the bug-eyes. Most of this is harmless, but it turns out that a certain type of fungus that grows in the changeling hives has an intoxicating effect on ponies; when a pony burns it and inhales the smoke, it produces a calming sense of euphoria, followed by lasting nervousness and anxiety. Canterlot has provisionally outlawed the fungus until its effects on ponies can be better studied, but there's still a thriving black market; the cult members who smoke the fungus smuggle it into Equestria, hidden in hollowed-out half-bit pieces. Which is where Miss Harshwhinny comes in: with her outstanding moral character, keen eye, and discerning judgment, she's the perfect choice to inspect tense sects in specs for insect incense in cents.

Well, she should inspect everything, of course, but I'm not sure how much screentime she could get.

What they should do is cancel "Equestria Girls" and give her a spinoff show of her own, when Celestia sends her on missions to inspect things. You could bring in Apple Bloom and Winona to help her. I'd call it "Inspector Harshwhinny".

766571 Yes, yes it would.

766584
I keep punching my laptop screen in the hopes that it will hurt you. Is it working?

766612

Hasbro almost certainly wouldn't do a show that was clearly a ripoff of "Inspector Gadget". You might want to take it over to the Upcoming Fanfiction section. "Dr. Claw In Equestria" would be amusing.

766622

Uh, I mean, "oof ow aargh not the face not the face!"

766329
I would buy those toys.
766622
OW! What did I do??

Recently?

766584
Okay, I know this isn't saying much, but that hurt worse than the talking dinosaur's beatings.

I have this mole on my back that's flaky and has irregular borders. I wonder if it might be pre-cancerous, but I'd like someone to inspect it before making an appointment with my dermatologist. Do you think Miss Harswhinny will be available any time soon?

766622

You idiot, you have to punch your webcam for it to have any real effect.

LIKE THIS!

769823
Oof ow aargh not the face not the face!

771803
Guys, immortal princess moderator here. I don't believe I have to even type this out, but please, please do not punch people through their webcams. For one thing, it's contrary to FIMFiction policies, and for another, it's probably legal battery and can expose everyone involved to police action. I will not have this group turn into another on-line fight club. You remember when that thing where an ill-timed ragequit left some poor sap's fist stuck halfway through the Internet? Yeah, that. Just don't.

773616>>771803

Besides, do either of you really want a punching-somepony-through-a-webcam cutie mark? That would kinda suck as a special talent.

771803 773616 774447

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774447
Maybe it would be more of a "punching someone through rips in the spacetime continuum" Cutie Mark. Your Cutie Mark would be a hoof. Ponies would look at it and go, "why is your Cutie Mark a hoof?" and then they would fly backward and say "OW MY FACE!" and you would be like "Oh yeah!"

775030

That might make it hard to wash or brush one's pelt or tail.

"OW, MY FACE!"
"Stop hitting yourself!"
"OW, MY FACE!"
"Stop hitting yourself!"

775030>>775237

I'd think it would make it hard to walk, let alone brush yourself. Imagine if you tried to take a step forward, and ended up punching somepony in the face instead. It'd be even worse then having an arguing cutie mark.