Ask each other the most awkward or embarrassing questions in existence. Maybe your most unpleasant or just weird experiences on Fimfiction. Please keep it civil though. With every awkward question, the person asking has to provide an epic piece of music (remixes included, and please choose music tracks with less crass words).

Rules:
1. Keep it civil, no slurs, no saucy images, no insults. "If you test me, you will fail." - Hikaru Sulu
2. Remember, everyone is entitled to his or her own opinion. This is the internet after all.
3. Questions should be awkward, but it is the user's judgement to decide how personal it is and the asker should not press if the user cannot answer it. If the user cannot give the answer to the question, then the punishment is to find a pieces of awesome music for the asker as consolation.
4. Music should try to be kept at Teen level. Anything over that will be judged and taken down by admin in charge, in this case arandompenguin.
4. Have fun!

1398325 My first kiss was with a boy.

1398340
Mine too!

1398372 But I is boy too

1398340 Was he handsome? [youtube=udaDx-KaHqA]

1398378
I gathered as much. I'm bored

1398383

1398386

Aren't we all? That's why we're posting here

1398398
I know I am. SO were you interested in said boy or was it out of the blue?

1398325I have no real weird experiences I'd like to share, but have some music anyway, 'cause I like the artist.

Assertive Fluttershy

1398422 I was interested in him, yeah. He took it pretty well, we had a little fling for a month, but I didn't know what the fuck to do so it dropped off after a while. We're still friends, though.

Ladies, how much does the ripping of your hymen really hurt? 'Cause in them clopfics, it ranges from "ouch" to debilitating, stinging, "holy-shitbagels-I-can't-sit-down-for-a-millenia". As a clopfic writer, I gots to know!

1398471
I'm still a virgin so I couldn't say.However since I've been riding bikes and the occasional horse my whole life I doubt its intact.

Oh boy an awkward question/moment.
Trying to explain what a furry is to my parents was really awkward for me

1398489 Is it really that fragile?

aaaaah gooood i Pete Rock instrumentals

1398453 1398386

Well let me ask you both an awkward question. Who was your first kiss with and have you ever been forced to erase your browser history?

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1398513
I've heard that those sorts of things can. I dont know for sure, still a virgin.

Here, have an article on it I didn't even bother to read.

1398519
My first kiss was on my fourteenth birthday from my boyfriend.

And of course I clear my browser history regularly.

1398519 It was a drunk chick at a party. I was walking home (I was never at the party, I just had to pass the house to get home) and this girl comes stumbling out and just forces herself on me and then totters back into the house. I was sixteen and it was kinda gross.

Everyone has. I was watching porn like a normal 15 year old.

Since this is like thirty songs, I think I'm done here.

So...Has anyone here ever been walked in on while masturbating?

1398519 I always erase my browser history every once in a while. I already answered the other question.

1398537 WELL WHAT AN INTRIGUING READ

Now that the Imperial March has been posted... Has anyone delved into the Expanded Universe?

1398580 Sorry I don't dwelve that deep into Star wars. I'm a trekkie and part-time anyway.

1398571 Yeah.

Most of the time I can get away with it go unnoticed, though.

Hmmmmm, what's another question...
How about an easy one. How old are ya all?

I just wanted an excuse to post mah music.

1398519 Does that time I pecked a girl on the cheek when I was a little kid count? (It wasn't very romantic...)

And I have this feeling like bad things will happen if I don't erase my browser history now and then. A touch of OCD? Maybe...

1398597

Sorry I don't dwelve that deep into Star wars.

Ack! This truth is too painful for me to bear.

1398700 Once, I told this girl I worked with, "Yeah, I have a hard time relating to people who don't know what Y2K is..." She got this embarrassed look on her face and said, "I never watched that show."

1399468
Holy crap, that show is awesome.

I kid. I do know about Y2K. You actual come into connect with people that haven't heard of Y2K at least? That's a scary thought.

1398700 Fifteen. Now my turn, what's your favorite Final Fantasy game if any?

1398519 Haven't had my first kiss yet, and I only clear my browser history when I get a new computer.

1399842

It took me a googling to figure out what you mean by 'Y2K'. We Argies don't really have a specific name for that, though.

1398519

Actually, I never had to clear this PC's browser history. Google Chrome's incognito mode helps quite a bit on that.

Regarding first kiss, well, it wasn't really a 'big deal'. I was at this party, wearing my lovely tie, when some random lass came out of nowhere, grabbed my tie and pulled me for a shy peck on my lips. She then buggered off, never to be seen again.

___________

Now for my own queer 'question':

(This song tickles my funny bone)

How do you define 'cute'?.

1398508 That HAD to be awkward. Why'd you have to explain that to 'em?

1398519 No first kiss yet and I don't have to erase my browser history anymore since I use Chrome's Incognito Mode.

1398453 You can get away with not answering any of my questions simply because you like Assertive. (Also, why aren't there many AJ smile emoticons?)

I say, no need for triple post, man.

1400122awsomsauce.

1400092 I define cute usually as smaller/adorable, innocent therefore child-like or d'awww

Awkward moments? Sure, why not.

It was just another day, and I was shopping with my mom. After going through some shops, we drove the car into a parking hall (or whatever those are called), and I stayed there because I felt lazy and I didn't want to stroll aimlessly around the mall.

I got bored in the car. What do I do when I get bored?

Naturally, I masturbate. And watching porn with my phone, with earphones on, I did. But the thing about earphones and watching porn... they have a tendency cloud your perception, making it especially hard to notice when someone's approaching the car.

I think you can guess the rest. An awkward silence ensued... followed by a very awkward drive home.

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They're kinda protective so I thought I'd give them a heads up on the hobby but it just ended up confusing them more.

Oh wait, I'm arandompenguin...

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Alright, questions for you guys:
- Do you clop?
- If so, to which pony/pairing?
- Also, if you do clop, do you prefer doing it to images or fanfiction?

The obligatory music:

1403136
I clop. And I don't ever particularly clop to a particular ship as so much as particular kinks. I don't care much for that romance crap. I prefer fan fiction

1403180 You prefer plotless (ha) clop? Fair enough.

1403198
Does rape count as plot~?
Yeah, I don't like plot interrupting my masturbating time.

1403204
Rape can be a decent plot point if written to be so, but I don't think the rapefics you're referring to do that.

1403220
Nope! 'twas a joke~

1403136 Oh god, there we go.

I have an odd fetish in which I am turned on by mind control, not domination. During my escapades on the Internet I discovered it and It goes largely unhelped due to it's awkwardness in the bedroom. So I have fapped to many different things (I'm not proud of any of them) include My Little Pony images and clopfics.

There's usually no pairing, but since Twilight's usually the instigator, X everyone.

Clopfics.

1403325 Whilst I don't clop, I'm sure that Twilight would be my focus if I did.

1403136 Nope! But for some odd reason, I'll read clop, even the ones with no plot.

1403136
Hehehe. Maybe once or twice. Vinyl and Octavia

1403385 Yeah, I'll read pretty much anything as long as it has a decent plot.
1403492 Good choice, I think that's a decent pairing.

1403136 I don't clop. I am a sucker for a good romance story though. Now tis' my turn. Because I don't really know any awkward questions I'll just ask this, who's your favorite starter pokemon from each generation?

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Squirtle, Cyndaquil, Torchic, Piplup, Tepig.

1403897 I see you're one for the fire and water types eh? And I can see why you chose Piplup arandompenguin.

1404086 Heh, yeah.