607234
Ditzy heaved a sigh of relief. "Oh thank Celestia...."

607236
"Just watching the battle." Ditzy said, still trying to calm down.

607236
"And now we have Sky, ladies and gentlemen! Everyone give a big hand, or in ya'll cases, hoof!" Broken sarcastically called out to the unicorn.

607243
"By the gods, ya ponies are naive. Don't believe everythin' ya see on the news and movies, okay."

607248 "Oh, just can it, Broken."

607243 "Who y'all rooting for?"

607259
"Well well well, looks like someone woke up in a pail of piss this mornin'," Broken replied, lauhing loudly at his own joke.

607262 Skysong sighs at this. "Fault dumped me."

607252
Ditzy sheepishly pulled out a book from her bags. It's title read 'The Zombie Survival Guide.' "You should probably be blaming this."

607259
Putting the book away, she turned to face Sky. "I don't really know either of the contestants so I guess I'm routing for both."

607269 "I'm here for Darkswirl down there."

607267 "Ouch. Sorry I couldn't help you, man."

607269 He turned to Ditzy. "Root for the necromancer - Rapid's been acting like a prick."

607280 "Oh, is that her name?"

607287 "It's fine, she'll be happier with Kamau; yes she has; and yes it is."

607287
Ditzy chuckled. "Alright then. GO NECROMANCER!!" She cheered.((607114))

607290 Mark chuckled. "Careful; try not to turn into a yes-man."

607293 Mark laughed. "Yeah! Go Darkswirl!" (())

607269
((I actually have that book. And the "Zombie Combat Manual" too))
"Ya actually spend money on this crap?" Broken asked, snatching the book and flipping through the pages. "Dear god, the secret to fortune is right here. Make up crap for the populace to spend their money on, since their stupidity demands it. Genius!"

607267
"... hmm, yeah, that's rough, mate. Ya can always gor fer another mare though," Broken pointed out.

607296 "You know, I never really understood that phrase; what even is a 'man'? The only thing I know about these 'mans' is that a peryton's shadow is in the shape of a man, supposedly."

607300 "Yeah, but who? All the other good options are taken...."

607300
"Hey gimmie that back!" Ditzy demanded, trying to reach for the book.

607311 Mark was stumped. "I... don't know, actually. Weird."

607300 ((So do I. Truthfully, we're the only ones truly prepared for a zombie apocalypse. ))

607311
"Like I said before. Cheap women galore! Get some coin, hit the club, and spend the night at a brothel. You'll feel much better," Broken said, clapping Sky on the back.

607230 As the skeletal Zebra is flung over the Changeling's back, Zal'Tini hisses in defiance and digs the spike of her free hoof into the enemy's back to secure herself before leaning forward a bit and sinking her sharpened teeth into the back of the bothersome Changeling's neck.

((ShadowBro says that you should send him your next post, too))

607318 "I have killed my fair share of perytons, though, and I gotta say, they had some weird-lookin' shadows."

607327 "No, Broken, I'm looking for something more...permanent."

607300>>607318((do you have a zombie plan? I do))

607317
Broken was undeterred, and used his taller body frame to keep the book out of her hooves. "How can ya spend bits on this? It's just a bunch of comedic quips about the typical zombie invasion with bullcrap facts and understanding. Makes no sense at all."

607318
((I've been preparing all my life. And awesomely enough, my favorite book, World War Z, is being turned into a movie! ))

607328 ((Hmm... I don't think you seem to understand how judo throws work...))

607335>>607343>>607318 ((My zombie plan: seeing as a) I can't fight, and b) I don't have any other survival skills, my plan involves drinking all the 5-hour energy drinks in my pantry, and going berserk.))

607332 Mark shrugged. "Never seen one myself, so I can't say much about them."

607335 ((Nope. But I know what to do in the event of one.))
607343 ((YES. Cannot wait. Although, I hope it isn't turned into a complete action movie where it doesn't focus on the reporter's actions.))

607351>>607353 ((my plan involves only 3 words: GO. TO. ALCATRAZ.))

607348 ((I don't think you understand how B agility, coupled with A intelligence and pointed, armored hoof glove things work.))

607353 "Huh...you know, I wonder if the High Council Library has anything on mans?"

607332
"Permanent? Ya still young, mate! Go out and screw whoever ya can while ya still got the chance! Yer youth is all ya gots left!" he shouted, grabbing Sky by the shoulders and shaking him vigorously.

607336
"Give it baaaack!" She whined, sounding like a small filly.

607359 ((Two words: South Pole. ))

607362 "I'd be surprised if they didn't. I'd imagine it's either an urban legend or a mythical creature."

607335
((Plans? I have full on schematics! Prepared is an understatement in my case.))

607360 ((She'd be in no position to do any of that. Besides, I have S agility and Strength right now. She'd be smashed in the wall before anything happened.))

607353
((The reporters were the best part. And Cuba. Likes that bit as well.))

607367((nice, i look forward to crossing paths on my trip to alcatraz))

607368 ((Considering how close we are to each other (Zal'Tini to your person), I'd say she'd have more than enough time to do what she did.))

607363 "BrOkEn, DoN't MaKe Me UsE oNe Of ThEsE rEaLlY sHaRp KnIvEs!" Skysong says as he is being shaken.

607351
((Don't forget to grab a shotgun!))

607373
((I live in Florida, so the Bahamas are my best bet. Nice, comfortable deserted island for me ))

607368 ((And you have A agility as well, along with B strength. Nice try.))

607385 ((The closest thing in my house to a shotgun is my archery bow.))

607387 ((Have you not seen the flares of magic? I have S agi and S str right now. It's what I do.))

607385 ((oh that's a good one, i unfortunately have to cross the stupid country to get to my safe haven))

607381
Broken stopped his shaking and brought his face as close as possible to Sky. "First off, yer little knives are just gonna give me a new scar to show off. And second, I'm batshit insane!"

607394 ((I don't! 'Cuz my safe haven is DEATH....))

607392 ((Your sheet said nothing about that, let alone determined the 'notifications' of your ability, and yet you expect me to know that? It never says how high it can go, or what it sets itself to.))

607391
((Live in Florida here, so I can probably walk down a street and pick up a hand gun from a trash can ))

607396 "Thank you. Now, believe it or not, but I want to get through life screwing as close to one mare as possible. Why? Quality trumps quantity!"

607402 ((There's a lawn mower in my shed though...also, how long do you think it'll take, like, 25 5-Hour Energy's to kill me?))

607402 ((What city?))

607387>>607392 [[ WE NEED AN ADULT!]]

[[Also, I'm gonna call foxi out on godmodding for a second... (607328) because really...]]