And in a brilliant moment of divine inspiration, He rose from the ashes and simply said:
"lol ur ghey"

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no u

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lets bee ghey tugayther!

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i cri efrytim

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Then unto he did the divine prophet speak, proclaiming:
"u fukin wot m8, u avin a gigl? fyt me irl u fgt!"

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Soooooo?

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And lo for the masses did reel in astonishment. For he who is most righteous hath thrown the first ghey. 'Twas on.
"Lawl, liek I gif a fuk. Ur mawm."

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lol ur mutha is a hwore

k thanks

Best god evar

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Then, his most devout follower did speak. For he was overcome with joy from seeing his god deliver his blessing upon this Earth.
"u wot m8? ill fukkin wrek u cunt. follow me to the gay bathhouse or ill tell ur mom that u suc dick fgt."

k