There is only one true lord and master of the MDA. NATOstrike will return, as it has been foretold.
[9:37:49 PM] Cookie Monstar: but
[9:37:53 PM] Quill: actually
[9:37:58 PM] Cookie Monstar: but what about me?
[9:38:05 PM] Dawnforge: -grabs his libram- You are doing it wrong, Kat.
AS FORETOLD BY OUR PROPHET, THE DIVINE, AND LOVING KAT. THERETH ONLY BE ONE LORD AND MASTER OF THE MDA. AND THOUGH HE HATH LEFT US FOR NOW. HE WILL RETURN. AND SHOW US THE WAY TO POWER. FOR NATOSTRIKE COMETH AND THE INTERNET SHALT TREMBLE BEFORE HIS WRATH and FIMFICTION WILL KNOW THE MEANING OF CORRECT GRAMMAR AND INSANE TWILIGHT.

[3/1/2013 9-10 PM]
Lord Guffington:
Aww, I hate you too

In reference to the mass effect 3 ending.

[9:14:08 AM] starlitalpha: still sounds better than ZOMG OUTRUN THE SHOCKWAVE! oh jungle planet. end credits
[9:14:28 AM] guymansilver: At least the pilot of the Normandy has hot bitches with him on the jungle planet
[9:14:36 AM] starlitalpha: robit bitch
[9:14:48 AM] starlitalpha: not sure if want
[9:14:54 AM] guymansilver: I want
[9:15:24 AM] starlitalpha: and more importantly, thats a lot of assumption going on that theres a spot for you to put your dick in
[9:15:42 AM] guymansilver: USB port
[9:24:13 AM] starlitalpha: dude
[9:24:20 AM] starlitalpha: i dont know what firmware youre running
[9:24:34 AM] starlitalpha: but my penis is not usb compatible
[9:24:51 AM] starlitalpha: even firewire aint got a pipeline capable of handling mine

Fresh Cookies: WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUY

[9:26:20 AM] Lurkertale: Xboned
[9:26:22 AM] Lurkertale: Canon
[9:26:35 AM] Quill: just to be clear, i did not come up with that
[9:26:58 AM] CookAI: yeah, that was Star
[9:27:38 AM] Quill: but yeah... penis jokes about the new xbox, totes in right now
[9:28:05 AM] CookAI: I was thinking more of 'people who buy the xbox one are xboned'
[9:28:44 AM] Quill: you DO realise that boned is a penis joke
[9:28:53 AM] CookAI: yes, I know
[9:29:10 AM] CookAI: but I like the visual imagery of someone sticking a bone up someone else's ass comically

We at the MDA are always very helpful and have plenty of advice to give if one needs it.

[9:57:05 PM] guymansilver: bleh, cant sleep
[9:57:35 PM] guymansilver: what does one do if one cannot sleep?
[10:02:06 PM] starlitalpha: masturbate
[10:02:13 PM] Key Tapper: jack off
[10:02:18 PM] Key Tapper: Oh, what he said.
[10:02:18 PM] guymansilver: Or not
[10:02:21 PM] starlitalpha: choke the chicken
[10:02:25 PM] guymansilver: Rather not
[10:02:25 PM] Key Tapper: Beat the meat.
[10:02:35 PM] starlitalpha: flog the log
[10:02:44 PM] guymansilver: [10:02 PM] guymansilver:

<<< Rather not
[10:02:50 PM] Key Tapper: Abuse the wicked stick
[10:02:52 PM] guymansilver: [10:02 PM] guymansilver:

<<< [04:02] Silvertale:

<<< Rather not— Silvertale, Today 04:02
[10:02:57 PM] Key Tapper: Apply the hand brake
[10:02:59 PM] guymansilver: [10:02 PM] guymansilver:

<<< [04:02] Silvertale:

<<< [04:02] Silvertale:

<<< Rather not— Silvertale, Today 04:02— Silvertale, Today 04:02
[10:03:01 PM] Key Tapper: Audition your hand puppet
[10:03:05 PM | Edited 10:03:19 PM] Key Tapper: Badger the witness
[10:03:07 PM | Edited 10:03:14 PM] Key Tapper: Bash the candle
[10:03:07 PM] guymansilver: [10:02 PM] guymansilver:

<<< [04:02] Silvertale:

<<< [04:02] Silvertale:

<<< [04:02] Silvertale:

<<< Rather not— Silvertale, Today 04:02— Silvertale, Today 04:02— Silvertale, Today 04:02
[10:03:12 PM] starlitalpha: beat the pup
[10:03:28 PM] Key Tapper: Be your own best friend
[10:03:28 PM] starlitalpha: whip the dummy
[10:03:34 PM] guymansilver: I would rather not
[10:03:37 PM] Key Tapper: Buff the banana
[10:03:37 PM] guymansilver: What else you got?
[10:03:39 PM] starlitalpha: yank your strap
[10:03:42 PM] Key Tapper: Burp the baby
[10:03:50 PM] Key Tapper: Blow your own horn
[10:03:54 PM] guymansilver: [10:03 PM] guymansilver:

<<< I would rather not
[10:03:55 PM] Key Tapper: Climb the tree
[10:04:05 PM] Key Tapper: Charm the snake
[10:04:07 PM] starlitalpha: beat the one eyed baby seal
[10:04:13 PM] Key Tapper: Check for testicular cancer
[10:04:20 PM] guymansilver: Once again:
[04:03:32] Silvertale: I would rather not
[10:04:28 PM] Key Tapper: Cuff the carrot
[10:04:35 PM] Key Tapper: Drain the monster
[10:04:35 PM] starlitalpha: abusing the wicked stick
[10:04:56 PM] starlitalpha: badgering the witness
[10:05:01 PM] Key Tapper: Flog the dolphin
[10:05:07 PM] Key Tapper: Gallop the old lizard
[10:05:15 PM] Key Tapper: Flog the egg man
[10:05:16 PM] starlitalpha: Fiddle the flesh flute
[10:05:23 PM] Key Tapper: Hitchhike to heaven
[10:05:28 PM] Key Tapper: Goose the gherkin
[10:05:31 PM] Key Tapper: Grease the pipe
[10:05:33 PM] starlitalpha: Get a date with Slick Mittens
[10:05:45 PM] Key Tapper: Go a couple of rounds with ol' Josh
[10:05:52 PM] starlitalpha: Looking for clues with Fred and Daphne
[10:06:00 PM] Key Tapper: Liquidate the inventory
[10:06:06 PM] Key Tapper: Love the muppet
[10:06:10 PM] starlitalpha: Mount a corporal and four
[10:06:10 PM] Key Tapper: Make instant pudding
[10:06:16 PM] Key Tapper: Make a cash withdrawal
[10:06:22 PM] Key Tapper: Make chowder with sailor Ned
[10:06:28 PM] Key Tapper: Make magic with leftovers
[10:06:29 PM] starlitalpha: Play the single-string air guitar
[10:06:37 PM] Key Tapper: Open the flood gates
[10:06:43 PM] Key Tapper: Paint the ceiling
[10:06:50 PM] starlitalpha: Sacrifice sperm to the god of lonely nights
[10:06:52 PM] Key Tapper: Play the skin flute
[10:07:06 PM] Key Tapper: Pull the pope
[10:07:18 PM] starlitalpha: Take the monster for a one-armed ride
[10:07:19 PM] Key Tapper: Shake the sausage
[10:07:32 PM] Key Tapper: Slap the salami
[10:07:36 PM] Key Tapper: Spank the monkey
[10:07:37 PM] starlitalpha: Tipping off the inspector
[10:07:44 PM] Key Tapper: Solo marathon
[10:07:50 PM] Key Tapper: Stroke your Twinkie
[10:07:55 PM] starlitalpha: Visiting with Papa Smurf
[10:07:57 PM] Key Tapper: Thrash your thing
[10:08:01 PM] Key Tapper: Tug the slug
[10:08:07 PM] Key Tapper: Twist your crank
[10:08:15 PM] Key Tapper: Varnish the flagpole
[10:08:19 PM] Key Tapper: Wake the dead
[10:08:23 PM] Key Tapper: Wax the carrot
[10:08:34 PM] Key Tapper: Work late at the office
[10:08:39 PM] starlitalpha: Battle the purple-headed yogurt slinger
[10:08:39 PM] Dawnforge: [10:02 PM] Key Tapper:

<<< Beat the meat.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcA24RTmnF8&list=PLF5BA9723ACCBB2AE
[10:08:54 PM] starlitalpha: Bludgeon the beefsteak
[10:08:55 PM] Key Tapper: Whip your dripper
[10:08:59 PM] Key Tapper: Wrestle the eel
[10:09:08 PM] Key Tapper: Yank the yo-yo
[10:09:12 PM | Edited 10:09:15 PM] starlitalpha: Build upper-body strength
[10:09:14 PM] Key Tapper: Wrist aerobics
[10:09:28 PM] Dawnforge: You guys run out of masturbation jokes yet?
[10:09:31 PM] starlitalpha: Choke the sheriff and wait for the posse to come
[10:09:37 PM] guymansilver: Been doing this for about 8 minutes, all I wanted to know was how to go to sleep
[10:09:41 PM] Key Tapper: Wiggle the walrus
[10:09:50 PM] Dawnforge: Take meolintonin.
[10:09:53 PM] starlitalpha: Dance in the dragon's fiery breath
[10:10:07 PM] Dawnforge: I'm rs Silv.
[10:10:10 PM | Edited 10:10:12 PM] guymansilver: I have no drugs on me
[10:10:10 PM] Dawnforge: Go to a pharmacy.
[10:10:15 PM] Dawnforge: Buy melotonin.
[10:10:17 PM] Key Tapper: Go on a boat ride with Huck Finn
[10:10:17 PM] guymansilver: And they're all closed
[10:10:24 PM] starlitalpha: Eat grapes with the one-armed man
[10:10:30 PM] Dawnforge: Do it when yo ucan. Take no more then two before you want to sleep.
[10:10:39 PM] starlitalpha: Fasten the chin strap on the helmet of love
[10:10:58 PM] guymansilver: Doesn;t help me NOW
[10:10:59 PM] starlitalpha: Give the half-blind dog a run for his money
[10:11:14 PM] Key Tapper: Give the homeless man a sandwich
[10:11:16 PM] starlitalpha: Go Hans Solo on Darth Vader's head
[10:11:22 PM] Dawnforge: It'll help you later on, Silv.
[10:11:27 PM] starlitalpha: those would be my suggestions
[10:11:31 PM] Key Tapper: Same here
[10:11:34 PM] Key Tapper: That's all I've got.
[10:11:56 PM] guymansilver: Still cant sleep
[10:12:41 PM] Dawnforge: Go fuck a duck you stupid brit.
[10:12:57 PM] Key Tapper: Srsly
[10:13:10 PM] guymansilver: Im so glad everyone here is so helpful

[1:44:45 AM] Cookie Monstar: [7/11/13 1:48:50 AM] Clint Quillwood: they're called ponies, but i think Twi is smarter than i am, so technically SHE would be commiting beastiality
[7/11/13 1:49:05 AM] Cookie Monstar: oh schnapps
[7/11/13 1:49:07 AM] Cookie Monstar: freudian slip
[7/11/13 1:49:15 AM] Tulpaeater: Twi: Wut?
[7/11/13 1:49:24 AM] Cookie Monstar: he wants you to fuck him in the ass, twi
[7/11/13 1:49:27 AM] Cookie Monstar: no biggie
[7/11/13 1:49:33 AM] Clint Quillwood: yus :3

[10:12:34 AM] Cookie Monstar: bitches be parking on my manholes

[10:40:44 AM] Astra: unless you want to 100% the game
[10:40:56 AM] Astra: well it's mostly filler at this point
[10:41:09 AM] Astra: it like adding preservatives to a shelf product
[10:41:13 AM] Astra: so it lasts longer
[10:41:14 AM] Cookie Monstar: fill—A GOOD GAME DOESN'T NEED FILLER THAT'S JUST 'PLAY THE DAMN LEVELS OVER AND OVER AGAIN'
[10:41:30 AM] Astra: okay then, good games don't need filler
[10:41:42 AM] Cookie Monstar: THAT'S LIKE SHOVING A STICK UP YOUR ASS REPEATEDLY BECAUSE YOU CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE TO DO WITH IT
[10:41:44 AM] Astra: but pointing at level grinding games that devolve into that practice
[10:41:53 AM] starlitalpha: FUCKING LOL
[10:42:01 AM] starlitalpha: OMG I FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR

[9:40:23 PM] NATOstrike: I'm almost finished with the slowest, most boring chapter of my story.
[9:40:34 PM] starlitalpha: thats why im not posting anything until its all done and ready to go up
[9:40:39 PM] NATOstrike: It's literally painful to write.
[9:40:55 PM] starlitalpha: i know that feel nate
[9:41:12 PM] starlitalpha: an author said once its like yanking the words through his dickhole
[9:41:13 PM] NATOstrike: I can't wait to be done with this fucking chapter so I can move on to some horrifying grimdark shit
[9:41:26 PM] starlitalpha: speaking of dickhole
[9:41:41 PM] NATOstrike: do you have to pee?
[9:41:44 PM] starlitalpha: you should have one of the characters give a prisoner a string to swallow
[9:41:55 PM] starlitalpha: and then once they start pooping it out
[9:42:05 PM] Cookie Monstar: colon flossing
[9:42:06 PM] starlitalpha: they yank back and forth on each end
[9:42:11 PM] starlitalpha: yup lol
[9:42:32 PM] NATOstrike: ffs, star. It's grimdark, not bdsm porn.
[9:43:01 PM] starlitalpha: i dont know anyone that could mistake that for something that might be mistaken for porn
[9:43:11 PM] Cookie Monstar: my entire mind is the rules of nature song right now
[9:43:23 PM] Cookie Monstar: wheee
[9:43:37 PM] NATOstrike: I would, star... I would.
[9:43:44 PM] NATOstrike: There's obviously something wrong with me...

[2:12:29 PM] NATOstrike: Is PJ hawt?
[2:12:53 PM] Hydkore: Petite blonde
[2:12:55 PM] NATOstrike: I need a pic.
[2:13:04 PM] Silvertale Nope.: pfft
[2:13:36 PM] Hydkore: I'm not gonna give my crush's pic to you for fapping
[2:13:55 PM] NATOstrike: who said it was for fapping?
[2:14:12 PM] NATOstrike: okay, it probably would be, but you were just assuming things.

[9.11.2013 23:50:26] Silvertale: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand my neighbours are having sex. How bloody lovely
[0:03:39] Scarlet Lightning: How can you tell, Silver?
[0:03:42] Dawnforge: are they that loud?
[0:07:45] Silvertale: Yes
[0:07:47] Silvertale: Yes they are
[0:08:01 | Muokattu 0:08:07] Silvertale: And the squeaky springs and banging against the wall kinda gave it away too
[0:08:41] Hydkore: You should get few ghetto blasters and start playing 'What Is Love?"
[0:08:59] Silvertale: Pfft

[5:03:33 PM] Key Tapper: Hmm
[5:03:35 PM] Key Tapper: I need food or something
[5:03:46 PM] Key Tapper: I'm trying to decide where to acquire said sustenance.
[5:03:52 PM] Key Tapper: Whataburger, perhaps?
[5:03:59 PM | Edited 5:04:01 PM] Key Tapper: Torchy's Tacos?
[5:04:15 PM] Key Tapper: Or shitty Penland Dining Hall?
[5:05:13 PM] Poodicus: Taco Bell soft shell tacos with fire sauce, it'll clean out your colon within the hour right good

[8:56:46 PM] Key Tapper: You're gonna wake up one morning missing a kidney.
[8:56:56 PM] NATOstrike: I can live just fine with one
[8:57:13 PM] Key Tapper: Well, you won't have one.
[8:57:19 PM] Key Tapper: Because you'll be missing it.
[8:57:44 PM] Cookie Monstar: lol, key you idiot
[8:57:48 PM] Cookie Monstar: there are two kidneys
[8:57:52 PM] Key Tapper: Oh
[8:57:53 PM] Key Tapper: Fuck
[8:57:54 PM] Hydkore: oh yeah
[8:57:56 PM] Key Tapper: I meant both
[8:57:58 PM] NATOstrike: you are a music major, aren't you?
[8:57:59 PM] Key Tapper: >_<
[8:58:01 PM] Key Tapper: Yes

[11:08:04 AM] Quill:
[9:18 AM] MetalGearCookie: <<< thank god you semi-hate me for some reason
[9:20 AM] MetalGearCookie: <<< you hate me as much as a deaf person hates musical chairs
[9:43 AM] MetalGearCookie: <<< yeah, sure, but you still hate me
[9:44 AM] MetalGearCookie: <<< seriously though, I'm fairly sure you at least dislike me
[9:48 AM] MetalGearCookie: <<< I'm fairly sure you hate me anyway
[9:50 AM] MetalGearCookie: <<< fairly sure you hate me
[9:51 AM] MetalGearCookie: <<< I legit believe you hate me

This is how many times you've voiced that TODAY

[11:08:33 AM] MetalGearCookie: quill, you and I were arguing for most of that

[11:09:08 AM] NATOstrike: today? that was only a span of 35 minutes...

- Azure Quill - Rampant Psychopath and Philosopher for the MDA

Rune factory 4 brings up countless moral questions.

[9:21:49 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: is Lumie also a waifu?
[9:21:55 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: actually, better question
[9:22:02 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: how many possible waifus are there?
[9:22:03 PM] Starlitalpha: idfk
[9:22:08 PM] Starlitalpha: first time ive seen her
[9:23:10 PM] Starlitalpha: this girl has a tail...
[9:23:13 PM] Starlitalpha: but y tho
[9:23:17 PM] Starlitalpha: not lumie btw
[9:23:42 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: eeeeew
[9:23:54 PM] Starlitalpha: no ears tho
[9:24:02 PM] Starlitalpha: and i cant tell what tail
[9:26:57 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: according to google, there are six waifus
[9:27:38 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: possibly seven. one might count as two waifus. I don't know, this is just what I've discovered
[9:27:57 PM] Starlitalpha: link plz
[9:28:43 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: http://www.neoseeker.com/rune-factory-4/walkthrough/Bachelorette_Profiles this is what I found
[9:30:22 PM] Starlitalpha: wow
[9:30:27 PM] Starlitalpha: umm amber is a little young
[9:30:38 PM] Starlitalpha: which leads me to the obvious joke of "amber alert"
[9:31:01 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: it's okay, though, it's a monster
[9:31:08 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: that's just bestiality, not pedophilia
[9:31:23 PM] Starlitalpha: sure its not both?
[9:31:58 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: ... okay, to be fair, I don't actually know the rules on animals that look like people
[9:32:10 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: because they probably don't exist
[9:34:32 PM] Starlitalpha: then lets do what we do best
[9:34:34 PM] Starlitalpha: make shit up
[9:34:49 PM] Starlitalpha: uhhhh
[9:35:29 PM] Starlitalpha: any girl with significant animal features (tail, ears, etc) that sometimes loses control of their emotions ot animal instincts
[9:35:59 PM] Starlitalpha: like a cat girl that stares uncontrollably at yarn balls or fish
[9:36:44 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: that would probably fall under mentally disturbed humanoid
[9:37:19 PM] Starlitalpha: nah, that would be if they just PRETENDED to have the behaviors of the animal they resemble
[9:38:05 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: still be humanoids. consider the inverse for a second
[9:38:30 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: partially anthropomorphized animals with human like intelligence and quirks
[9:38:37 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: still bestiality, technically speaking
[9:39:29 PM] Starlitalpha: you mean like a cat that has hands instead of paws?
[9:39:48 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: eh, I'm talking more like... like pone, for example
[9:40:05 PM] Starlitalpha: oh yeah, thats totes beastiality
[9:40:14 PM] Starlitalpha: i thought that went without saying
[9:40:30 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: that's the inverse of a catgirl that stares at fish
[9:40:45 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: so it'd still be considered sex with a human, just... a fucked up human
[9:40:54 PM] Starlitalpha: nuh uh, for one main reason
[9:40:59 PM] Starlitalpha: a pone is all pone
[9:41:06 PM] Starlitalpha: a catgirl is cat and girl
[9:41:31 PM] Starlitalpha: now if you said a pone with human hands and wlaks upright, THAT would be inverse
[9:41:38 PM] Starlitalpha: AND totes beastiality
[9:41:46 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: eh, probably a true inverse, sure
[9:42:12 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: but why would the true inverse be bestiality, but a catgirl not be sex with a human?
[9:42:56 PM] Starlitalpha: imagine a scale
[9:43:06 PM] Starlitalpha: on one side light, on one side dark
[9:43:19 PM] Starlitalpha: on the light side, we'll have the human
[9:43:25 PM] Starlitalpha: on the far side that is
[9:43:54 PM] Starlitalpha: on the dark side, the far side, an animal
[9:44:16 PM] Starlitalpha: now, eaverything on the dark side would be considered beastiality
[9:44:35 PM] Starlitalpha: and everything on the light.... uhhh... fair game, so to speak
[9:44:59 PM] Starlitalpha: so a pone with human characteristics would still be on the dark side
[9:45:19 PM] Starlitalpha: what we need to establish is when a human goes from the light to the dark side
[9:45:45 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: well, if we're going with the scale metaphor... furries would be the most likely candidate for the middle ground
[9:45:51 PM] Starlitalpha: and i feel when their mental faculties are influenced by animal behaviors, that is when they cross over
[9:45:56 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: where the scales are most balanced
[9:46:28 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: the animalistic behavior reasoning doesn't work, as otherwise pones would be fair game
[9:46:41 PM] Starlitalpha: no, because pones still eat grass and shit
[9:47:00 PM] Starlitalpha: also, their physical characteristics are clearly pure beastial
[9:47:31 PM] Starlitalpha: whereas a catgirl without behavior trouble is just a girl with cat stuff on her
[9:48:50 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: but a catgirl who has animalistic tendencies would be more likely legally seen as a mentally disturbed human than an actual animal
[9:49:12 PM] Starlitalpha: lets take perception out of it though
[9:49:15 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: granted, there lies issues with things like consent, but that's another thing
[9:49:38 PM] Starlitalpha: lets say we could equivocably say its their animal instincts
[9:49:49 PM] Starlitalpha: and not mental issues or tumblr bullshit
[9:49:57 PM] Starlitalpha: i think thats the big differentiator
[9:50:06 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: if we were able to? then I think that would definitely factor in
[9:50:21 PM] Starlitalpha: also i think i meant unequivocably
[9:50:24 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: but we can't prove that it's actual animalism, instead of mental defect of some sort
[9:50:44 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: I'm looking at this from an angle of 'could you make this case in a court of law?'
[9:50:49 PM] Starlitalpha: hypothetical though, IF we could, would that be the point that pushes them over the line?
[9:51:16 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: uh... I'd say whether their mental faculties are predominantly human or animal
[9:51:38 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: can they have rational human thought for most of the day? or do they just be cats that look like people?
[9:51:54 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: in the scenario where we can accurately judge it, it's another sliding scale
[9:52:32 PM] Starlitalpha: lets say they have rational thought, but have occurences like yarn balls keep their attention far more than they should, or they like catnip
[9:52:43 PM] Starlitalpha: mesmerized by fish
[9:52:54 PM] Starlitalpha: things like that. but without that shit, totally fucntional
[9:53:06 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: fleeting moments of cat-like behavior wouldn't make that bestiality, I'd say
[9:53:29 PM] Starlitalpha: hmmm
[9:53:40 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: not unless you wrap her in fish-shaped yarn packed with catnip and stuck your dick in
[9:54:00 PM] Starlitalpha: well, that would just be rape
[9:54:08 PM] Starlitalpha: hmm
[9:54:40 PM] Starlitalpha: so youre saying if she had significant animal behavior AND animal characteristics, itd be beastiality
[9:55:02 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: yeah, I'd say it's bestiality
[9:55:17 PM] Starlitalpha: what if someone mind swapped a cat with a girl then
[9:55:22 PM] Starlitalpha: cat mind, girl body
[9:55:26 PM] Starlitalpha: is that beastiality?
[9:55:36 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: definitely bestiality. you're fucking a cat in a girl's body
[9:56:11 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: same with fucking a girl in a cat's body. you're fucking a cat.
[9:56:18 PM | Edited 9:56:29 PM] Starlitalpha: so the only reason pones would be considered beastiality is their bodie?
[9:56:21 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: I think it ultimately requires a combination of physical and mental to reach a specific tipping point, is my argument here
[9:56:40 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: that would be the big thing, yeah. way too animal
[9:57:05 PM] Starlitalpha: at what point would it not be beastiality?
[9:57:11 PM] Starlitalpha: like uhhh
[9:57:45 PM] Starlitalpha: if they stood upright and had hands, would that be beatiuality?
[9:58:18 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: that would be terrifying, but... I don't know, that sounds like it's in that grey zone down the middle
[9:58:48 PM] Starlitalpha: same...
[9:59:24 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: of course, none of this helps with whether Amber is bestiality or pedophilia
[10:00:27 PM] Starlitalpha: pedophillia
[10:00:32 PM] Starlitalpha: the only thing she has is wings
[10:00:38 PM] Starlitalpha: normal thought processes
[10:00:46 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: but there's a wrinkle
[10:00:56 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: she is a monster that disguises herself as a human
[10:01:03 PM] Starlitalpha: no
[10:01:10 PM] Starlitalpha: she was a monster
[10:01:21 PM] Starlitalpha: upon defeat, she becomes a human
[10:01:25 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: ooooh
[10:01:37 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: ... wait, how the fuck does that work?
[10:01:52 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: doesn't that Retornen bullshit whatever make monsters go back to that First Forest or some shit?
[10:01:59 PM] Starlitalpha: dont know yet. its story related for sure though
[10:02:09 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: huh
[10:02:33 PM] Starlitalpha: something about earthmates
[10:02:35 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: I guess it would require actually knowing more of the story to actually judge
[10:03:09 PM] Starlitalpha: well, as it stands, shes human
[10:03:28 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: so it'd be pedophilia
[10:03:35 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: unless, tangential discussion
[10:03:51 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: the Japanese bullshit where it's a babby body, but like 200 year old bitch
[10:04:02 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: old person in a loli frame, if you will
[10:04:10 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: would that be pedophilia?
[10:04:34 PM] Starlitalpha: sheeeeit
[10:04:41 PM] Starlitalpha: okay, ive got this
[10:05:02 PM] Starlitalpha: its NOT pedophillia, but it might mean youre a pedophile
[10:05:20 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: you know what's, that's the best answer
[10:06:04 PM] Starlitalpha: if youre attracted to them because of their body, youre a pedophile
[10:06:24 PM] Starlitalpha: but mentally theyre not children
[10:06:49 PM] skeletman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNDWCVULypg

He... He does a pregnancy test.
[10:06:55 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: what if you're not physically attracted to them, but emotionally, and they just happen to be lolis?
[10:06:58 PM] skeletman: I... I don't...
[10:07:19 PM] skeletman: He actually tests out a dollar store pregnancy test.
[10:07:31 PM] skeletman: This guy is amazing...
[10:07:35 PM] Starlitalpha: if theyre mentaly girls, pedophile
[10:07:43 PM] skeletman: But... But why?
[10:07:46 PM] Starlitalpha: yiur welcome skeet
[10:07:49 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: so it depends on attraction
[10:08:00 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: and also mental capacity
[10:08:01 PM] skeletman: Also what the fuck are you talking about in here?
[10:08:04 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: that's curious
[10:08:12 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: what makes one a pedophile or a zoofucker
[10:08:18 PM] Starlitalpha: japan shit
[10:08:33 PM] skeletman: ......Ok, back to the male pregnancy tester.
[10:09:18 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: okay, the ultimate question
[10:09:22 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: with everything we've established
[10:09:50 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: a little girl with a cat brain. bestiality, pedophilia, both?
[10:11:29 PM] Starlitalpha: beastiality AND youre a pedo
[10:12:31 PM] Starlitalpha: its factually beastiality, andits being done to a girls body implying attractiveness TO the body
[10:12:45 PM] Starlitalpha: otherwise, they would just fuck a cat
[10:14:22 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: well, there ya go
[10:16:33 PM] Starlitalpha: i think thats mission accomprish
[10:17:18 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: we solved those moral quandaries pretty well, I think
[10:18:14 PM] Starlitalpha: yup. now we just need to make flyers to hand out to confused japanese pervs
[10:19:01 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: ah, wait, I just thought of another issue on the pedophilia front
[10:19:09 PM] Starlitalpha: ?
[10:19:12 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: where's the point where it stops being pedophilia?
[10:19:24 PM] Starlitalpha: factually?
[10:19:37 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: yeah
[10:20:09 PM] Starlitalpha: the girl has a mind of appropriate age
[10:20:34 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: what about physically?
[10:21:12 PM] Starlitalpha: that depends on the offender
[10:21:38 PM] Starlitalpha: if theyre attracted to the girl because of their intellect. its not
[10:22:00 PM] Starlitalpha: if theyre attracted to them for their body, pedo
[10:25:31 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: okay, yep, that's all I got
[10:26:26 PM] Starlitalpha: yeah, i think thats clear cut
[10:27:10 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: Waifu Ethics 101
[10:27:32 PM] Starlitalpha: indeed
[10:28:00 PM] Starlitalpha: nows japan can categorize their manga/hentai correctly
[10:28:16 PM] Cookie Monstar Lastname: we should inform their porn industry immediately

[8:45:01 PM] Azurulia: for your anal vigirnity is safe.
[8:45:04 PM] Azurulia: becoause hitler

[1:05:39] Key Tapper: Omfg
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[1:05:58] Key Tapper: Drunk right now*
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[1:06:14] Kriegor The Revenant: Really?
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[1:06:24] Kriegor The Revenant: Too many margaritas?
[1:06:35] Key Tapper: Purple kargsr8tas, yo be exact
[1:06:40] Key Tapper: Margaritas
[1:06:43] Key Tapper: Omfg
[1:06:56] Kriegor The Revenant: God damnit
[1:07:01] Key Tapper: I seriously cant tipe right now
[1:07:05] Kriegor The Revenant: The one time I need you to not be drunk

[9:56:48 PM] Kriegor The Revenant: I didn't search for the dickbird, Cookie
[9:56:56 PM] Kriegor The Revenant: It just appeared
[9:56:59 PM] Cookie Monstar Mr. Dead, Homeless, and Arrested: I know, the dickbird searched for you