Halfway Through Collecting All Trixie Dialogue (S1E6 Boast Busters - S7E2 All Bottled Up) · 2:03pm May 1st, 2022

Every Line of Trixie Dialogue

S1E6: Boast Busters

Come one, come all! Come and witness the amazing magic of the Great and Powerful Trixie!

Watch in awe as the Great and Powerful Trixie performs the most spectacular feats of magic ever witnessed by pony eyes!

Well, well, well, it seems we have some neighsayers in the audience. Who is so ignorant as to challenge the magical ability of the Great and Powerful Trixie? Do they not know that they're in the presence of the most magical unicorn in all of Equestria?

Heh, why, only the Great and Powerful Trixie has magic strong enough to vanquish the dreaded ursa major!

When all hope was lost, the ponies of Hoofington had no one to turn to, but the Great and Powerful Trixie stepped in, and with her awesome magic, vanquished the ursa major and sent it back to its cave deep within the Everfree Forest!

[laughter] It's true, my enthusiastic little admirers. Trixie is most certainly the best in Ponyville.

Don't believe the Great and Powerful Trixie? [chuckles] Well then, I hereby challenge you, Ponyvillians. Anything you can do, I can do better. Any takers? Anyone? Hmm? Or is Trixie destined to be the greatest equine who has ever lived?!

Hmm, how about you?

Well, how about it? Hm? Is there anything you can do that the Great and Powerful Trixie can't?

Well, little hayseed?

Oh ye of little talent. Watch and be amazed at the magic of Trixie!

Once again, the Great and Powerful Trixie prevails.

Oh?

When Trixie is through, the only thing they'll call you is loser.

Seems like anypony with a dash of good sense would think twice before tussling with the Great Trixie.

Ooo, what's the matter? Afraid you'll get a hair out of place in that rat's nest you call a mane?

Hah! You think you're better than the Great and Powerful Trixie? You think you have more magical talent? Well, come on, show Trixie what you've got. Show us all.

Ha! Once again, the Great and Powerful Trixie has proven herself to be the most amazing unicorn in all of Equestria. Huh, was there ever any doubt?

Yes?

Guh! Trixie is far too exhausted from performing feats beyond imagination. Begone with you until morning.

Ah.

Trixie thought she said the Great and Powerful Trixie did not want to be disturbed!

[screams]

Wait, you brought this here? [gasp] Are you out of your little pony minds?

Uh, okay. [gulp] Stand back.

Heh. Piece of cake.

[gasp, gulp]

Uh-oh.

I can't.

Oh, I can't, I never have. No one can vanquish an ursa major. I just made the whole story up to make me look better.

That was just a baby?

Huh. You may have vanquished an ursa minor, but you will never have the amazing, show-stopping ability of the Great and Powerful Trixie!

~~~~~

S3E5: Magic Duel

Well, well, well. If it isn't... Twilight Sparkle.

You two! Quiet!

You and I have some unfinished business. My magic's gotten better since I was here last. And I'm going to prove it! Me and you, a magic duel. Winner stays, loser leaves Ponyville forever!

Hm. Your choice.

Why? Because you humiliated me! After you showed me up with that Ursa Minor, I became a laughing stock! Everywhere I went I was laughed at and ostracized. I even had to take a job on a rock farm just to earn a living! A rock farm!

Now I want revenge! And I'll just keep casting spells 'til you agree. Well? What do you say?

Excellent.

If I lose, I won't set hoof in Ponyville again. But if you lose, you're the one banished from this one-horse town!

Draw!

Snips, Snails, step forward!

Well, Twilight? Give up?

Trixie is the highest level unicorn! [laughs] And now it's time for you to leave Ponyville! FOREVER!

You fools! She's already gone!

You two! Hurry up with my throne. And you, how long do I have to wait for my applesauce facial?

I thought I told you to dance!

Trixie is the highest level unicorn! [laughs]

Pull, you fools! Somepony set off the magic force field, and Trixie intends to punish them!

The Great and Powerful Trixie doesn't trust wheels. Now pull faster!

Stop! You there! What are you doing?!

This better not be another false alarm, or the Great and Powerful Trixie will– [gasps] You! What's the matter, Twilight Sparkle? Not enjoying your exile?

Cheated? Moi?

Ha! Nothing's more powerful than the Alicorn Amulet! And nopony's more powerful than the Great and Powerful Trixie!

Why should I? I already beat you.

Wait!

Okay, okay, you're on! A second duel.

Let's start with a simple age spell, shall we?

Snips, Snails.

An oldie, but a goodie, ha. Now, let's see what your little charm can do.

Oh, ho-hum. So you can do an age spell, big deal.

That's... That's impossible!

How did you–

This... just can't be!

[laughs] With this amulet, I shall now rule all of Equestria!

Witness, my subjects. Gaze upon an ever greater and 'powerful-er' Trixie!

Hey! [scoffs] I don't need that old Alicorn Amulet. I have this!

Tickles?! That was supposed to make you writhe in agony! This amulet is defective! Give mine back!

But... how did you do those spells? Nopony can do those spells!

But... what about the pony with the ten instruments?

It's the least I could do. I treated you and your friends so horribly when I was wearing that Alicorn Amulet. I just couldn't control myself. You can forgive me, can't you?

Oh, good. Don't you think the Great and Apologetic Trixie is the most magnificent humble pony you've ever seen?!

~~~~~

S6E6 No Second Prances:

[sighs] Tell me about it.

For me, they're all one of those days.

I'm gonna start coming here every time I visit Ponyville.

Ponies judge me on my past too.

Hello... princess!

We've had our differences. What matters is Twilight gave me a second chance, and I appreciate it.

The Grrrreat and Powerful Trrrrixie has come to perform a new stage show of grand illusion! I am calling it "The Humble and Penitent Trixie's Equestrian Apology Tour"!

It's a working title.

This magic show's gonna be the greatest thing Ponyville's ever seen!

Everypony always says they'll give you a second chance, but deep down, they never forget.

[sighs]

I heard what Twilight said about me, and she's right. I wasn't very nice. So I'd understand if you didn't
Can you keep a secret?

The things I've done? I did them because I was jealous of Twilight. She's just the best at everything, and I wanted to beat her at something!

Thanks. Want to help me unpack my wagon?

I spend a lot of time on the road with my wagon, so it might be a tad messy.

[laughing]

Sure. The wagon's right around the corner.

Only when I'm wearing a soul-sucking evil amulet, so I don't think that counts. Funny story. Don't need to get into it.

Well, of course! Great? Yes. Powerful? Obviously. But I'm not the best. As great and powerful as I am, there's one trick I've never been able to do – the Moonshot Manticore Mouth Dive!

Only one magician has ever pulled it off – my hero, Hoofdini! You are supposed to blast yourself into the open mouth of a hungry manticore! After the manticore chews you up and swallows you, you magically step out of a box on the other side of the stage!

Completely unharmed!

Dangerous?

I knew I liked you for a reason. I don't know how he did it! If I tried it, I'd get chewed up and swallowed by that manticore.

Obviously. Way to rub it in.

I guess that would work... But if you made one mistake, I'd be a goner.

We call it "assistant" in the magician biz. And... nopony's ever offered to help before.

You may have just made my great and powerful magic show even better! Which I didn't think was possible! We're gonna blow them away tonight!

Oh.

What are friends for?

Hmph, I wish I could say I was surprised. Well, lucky for Princess Twilight, I have my magic show tonight. If you have to go to the dinner, I completely understand. I just hope I find a way to survive the Moonshot Manticore Mouth Dive without my new assistant!

It's a working title! Oh, this is gonna be the greatest night of my life! Excuse me. Our lives.

A-ha! You still don't trust me! But guess what, princess? It doesn't matter if you want to give me a second chance or not. Starlight had to choose between you and me, and she chose me! Your pupil chose me, so ha! I win!

Exactly! Wait! I mean, no! I got caught up in the moment. I like you. Beating Twilight is just a bonus. [gasps] Saying that didn't help, did it?

Wait, it's not like that! I am your friend. [groans]

[sighs] Looks like the Great and Powerful Trixie is back to a solo show.

...Which is exactly the way she likes it! Thank you, Princess Twilight, for getting rid of that annoying pony who wanted to be my first friend! I am not sad at all! I definitely don't feel as if my heart is breaking into a million pieces!

Come one, come all. Come and see the Pathetic and Friendless Trixie's "Way-To-Go-Dum-Dum-You-Really-Messed-It-Up-This-Time Repentance Tour".

It's a working title! Behold, your fears come true. A pony-eating manticore.

For tonight, the Great and Powerful Trixie will be performing the Moonshot Manticore Mouth Dive.

Now, now, save your gasps for when I defy the beast's jaws of doom and appear inside that black box. I was supposed to perform this trick with my great and powerful assistant, who was also my great and powerful friend!

Starlight? If you're out there and you still want to be friends, let's be great and powerful together!] Please?

[shrieks]

Behold, the Peat and Growerful Triskie...!

And now, I'm proud to introduce my great and powerful assistant! And best friend. Starlight Glimmer!

What do you want?

Thank you, princess.

~~~~~

S6E25: To Where and Back Again - Part 1

Great idea, Princess Twilight. Asking me – Starlight's best friend – to help her on this difficult journey really shows how wise a princess you have become.

Oh. I don't know, Starlight. Time really flies when you're spending it with your best friend! [giggles]

There it is! The town where you—

I was going to say where you came from, but yours is a more... emotionally traumatic answer.

Sounds good to me! And if things get weird for you, just let me know. I've got your flank.

Not just a promise. A great and powerful promise!

[coughing]

Oh, yeah. These ponies are terrifying. [giggles]

The Great and Powerful Trixie would like to thank you all for being such an amazing audience. Sadly, it is time for us to depart. Good night, fillies and gentlefoals!

So you messed up. Big deal. Don't you ever tell another pony I said this, but even Trixie's made mistakes. [giggles] I know! The trick is to just move on and pretend they never happened.

Isn't she always strange?

Told you.

I have to say, I'm really not as impressed with your friends as the rest of Equestria is.
Starlight Glimmer: I need to talk to Twilight!

Of course, Princess Celestia... I'd love to perform for peanut butter crackers...

[coughing] Starlight? What time is it?

[yawning] I have a whole list of things that are wrong with your friends. We can go over it in the morning.

[sighs] Okay, fine! Aside from lack of sleep, how are we in danger?

Starlight, if you woke me up to play guessing games—

[sighs] That even Trixie's made mistakes.

That even Trixie's made mistakes! Okay? Are you happy?!

One of who?

What?! Are you sure?! I mean, what do we—? We have to tell Twilight!

[gasps

[panting] I can't deal with this! I'm just a performer! This is... This is princess-level stuff! But the changelings have all the princesses... We're doomed!

[shrieks]

If Starlight says you're on our side, I believe her. But maybe just stay over there for now, okay?

Yeah, Starlight. What are we gonna do?

There is nopony else! Everypony with powerful magic is already gone!

[whimpers] I think I have a pretty good idea where she might be...

~~~~~

S6E26: To Where and Back Again - Part 2

You know, figuring out the best way to do something before you actually do it.

A draconequus with magic and half a brain might help.

So, uh, what kind of plan were you thinking?

We walk.

[groan]

Well, I, for one, definitely miss you being able to disappear!

How about if we say "klutzy" and you say "draconequus"?

Okay. I am definitely glad you came. I don't think we'd be able to find our way without you.

Um, where's the way out?

And how are we supposed to destroy the throne when we find it?

That's reassuring.

Asks the Lord of Chaos who can't go for a walk without whining nonstop!

Self-absorbed?! Why, you...!

How can we help?

Oh, great. We might as well just sit here and wait for the changelings to soak up all of our love or whatever gross thing it is that they do. How often do you all get hungry?

Well, that's just super—

Can you please lower your voice?! You're gonna get us all captured!

W-What's that?

What kind of plan?! We have no magic, and it's not like my illusions are gonna save us!

Are you kidding?

Hm. I'll take it.

But we still don't know where we're going.

Now what?

I'm fresh out of smoke bombs.

It is absolutely ridiculous that that worked.

He's probably already been captured!

"Klutzy"...?

Obviously.

[sighs] Okay, I'll handle it. You two just get ready to run into the other tunnel.

Starlight. You got us this far with just my illusions and Discord's annoying personality. You don't need magic to figure out what to do next. I know you're afraid to be in charge, but you are really good at it! Listen to your best friend. Hey, Discord! Want to see the new trick I've been working on? I call it the "Changeling Catcher"! Run!

Ta-da...

Yeah, yeah. And I'm still a self-absorbed, below-average illusionist, right?

Ha! When pigs fly!

Whoa! Whoooooaaaa!

~~~~~

S7E1: Celestial Advice

It was the Great and Powerful Trrrrixie's pleasure to save you from your imminent doom.

Starlight, come on! The Ponyville Chronicle wants to take our picture! Ugh. You, too, Discord.

How do you want to celebrate? Girls' trip to Las Pegasus?

~~~~~

S7E2: All Bottled Up

Come on, come on! Turn into a teacup!

No! Teacup!

[screeching] No! Oh, Starlight! I can't put a trick that's not working into my act! How come it's not working?

Oh. Yeah, that could be it.

[inhales]

Whoo! Starlight, I did it!

Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo! I did it, I did it, I did it! Woo-hoo-hoo!

Teacup! [giggles] Teacup! Teacup, teacup, teacup! Tea-cup! Teacup, teacup, tea-cup! You know what you need? A teacup!

Whoops! I guess I pictured a teacup poodle? Heh.

I just got excited! This is the first time I did a transfiguration spell! Real magic! Come on! Be impressed by me! "Yay, Trixie! You're so great at magic and having good hair!"

Oh! You need some snacks to give to Twilight? I've got you covered. [humming

Problem solved.

[groans] Relax. If anything breaks, Starlight will just go back in time and fix it!

Kidding.

Have fun on your friendship retreat! What in Equestria is a friendship retreat, anyway?

[giggles] We are gonna have so much more fun than them!

Twilight, wait! Starlight has something for you!

Well, every self-respecting magician has a disappearing act, so maybe we could start with that?

No-no-no-no. The Great and Powerful Trrrrrixie goes big or not at all! Just tell me how you do it.

Right. Like when you were so upset that cutie marks took away your friend, your magic was strong enough to enslave an entire village.

See? I'm already learning. If anypony is gonna teach me how to do a disappearing spell—

Whatever. I'm complimenting you. And me. We can do this, 'cause we're amazing, and magic is friendship and stuff.

Spike! How about it?

Starlight Glimmer: Uh, let's pick something, I don't know, not living?
I mean it won't be as impressive, but okay. Teach away, mini-Twilight.

Challenge accepted!

Concentrate on teleporting. Got it. Doin' the spell!

Ta-da.

[clears throat] Teleport.

Well, it was behind the apple. It was bound to happen. On the plus side, my magic is getting better! I made a whole table go poof! That was pretty impressive!

We'll find it. No big deal.

Teleport, like you told me to.

[scoffs] Well, gee, you probably should have told me all the steps before you let me do the spell.

Oh, there you are! For a minute, I didn't think you were coming back, and that you might be upset with me for some weird reason. But then I remembered – you never get mad at me.

Ooh, great question. I wish you'd asked it, like, right after I did the spell. I don't remember anymore.

Okay, that sounds fun. Ooh!

Nope! But I did think we could stop for cinnamon nuts while we're out!

Yes! I've been craving something sweet since I couldn't have any teacakes this morning.

[chewing]

Mmm, yes. I got them from the cart outside. They're delicious. Do you want some?

Well, I cast a pretty amazing spell that transported it to the last place I was thinking of, but I might have been thinking about how I'd treat myself to a nice brooch instead.

Sure!

I'm still craving them. They'd go so well with cinnamon nuts!

Darn. I could've sworn it'd be at the ice cream parlor, because it was warm in the castle and I thought I wanted ice cream, and— Ooh! Maybe we should check out the Crystal Empire, 'cause Twilight's castle is made out of crystals, so I totally had crystals on my mind.

Are you okay, Starlight? Because you seem a little, uh, what's the word... "lch-bh-ba".

Did your saddlebag just glow?

Gimme!

Give it here!

What's in this?

Um, why are they looking at me like that...?

Whoa!

What?! [anxious noises]

Were they your pretzels? I don't understand.

Starlight, can you help me, please?!

That seems harsh.

Whoa! Starlight! [panting] I don't know what's happening! Starlight, help!

Starlight! A spark of magic could be very helpful right about now!

Nuts!

Starlight!

I didn't know you had one, Granny Smith!

I barely even know you! I don't understand why you're all so mad at me!

You are?

I... I-I'm sorry. I had no idea you felt that way.

Not gonna lie. Hearing you and those random ponies say all those terrible things about me wasn't easy. But I needed to hear it. Why didn't you just tell me how you felt?

Pfft! Come on! It'd take a lot more than that to lose me. Our friendship is stronger than a few angry words.

Listen, I'd take that over the boring pony you were becoming any day. The Starlight I love is passionate, lively, and yeah, sometimes angry. Those are my favorite parts of you. That and the fact that you forgive me every time.

Deal. [gasps] I remembered what I was thinking about!

There's more to it than that. I was thinking about how glad I am to have met you, and I remembered our first meeting – here at the Ponyville spa. And now I just have to teleport it back!
Starlight Glimmer: No-no-no-no-no-no-no!

Nothing!

We'll meet you there! Quick! Do you have a spell that will make the spa ponies forget that the map table was there?

No. If we learned that lesson, how will we ever have fun?

[giggling]

It started going much faster when I realized it was easier to copy and past each episode she's in over to Google Docs and then just delete the lines that aren't hers rather than copy pasting one like at a time from the MLP wiki.Fortunately I realized this before I started Magic Duel. Still a pain but vastly less so. Still working on automating the process with the Automate app. Not there yet, but I did learn how to automatically change Trixie's name to "Fartface" lol