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RoyalBardofCanterlot


Celestia and Luna's royal bard. Nature is my God, Art is my religion, Love is the Law. Concordia Invictus

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Mar
23rd
2022

Best Comeback I've Ever Heard · 2:28pm Mar 23rd, 2022

Me and a friend joined a writer's group. One tosser starts insulting another member, she gets upset and he tells her to have a thicker skin, my friend tells him he should be less of an arse. I love that girl. She'll say exactly what she thinks.

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Comments ( 4 )

That's not exactly a very good comeback seriously I've heard more creative ones.

Best one I ever heard was from my best male friend I'm female.

He looked at my ex who was being a huge butt she made me cry.

He looked her dead in the eye and said maybe I'll bang your mom and give her a daughter she'll actually love.

my friend tells him he should be less of an arse.

... ... ... that's the best she got? That doesn't break the top 9000 of comebacks, it's laughable.

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maybe I'll bang your mom and give her a daughter she'll actually love.

Now that's a comeback.

Well she does show she can take it. After all the rebuttal is her own.

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