Best Comeback I've Ever Heard · 2:28pm Mar 23rd, 2022
Me and a friend joined a writer's group. One tosser starts insulting another member, she gets upset and he tells her to have a thicker skin, my friend tells him he should be less of an arse. I love that girl. She'll say exactly what she thinks.
That's not exactly a very good comeback seriously I've heard more creative ones.
Best one I ever heard was from my best male friend I'm female.
He looked at my ex who was being a huge butt she made me cry.
He looked her dead in the eye and said maybe I'll bang your mom and give her a daughter she'll actually love.
... ... ... that's the best she got? That doesn't break the top 9000 of comebacks, it's laughable.
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Now that's a comeback.
Well she does show she can take it. After all the rebuttal is her own.