Recent selfies of me the author. Because I felt I needed to · 1:53am Mar 6th, 2022
Before anyone asks I am not a Mall Ninja. I am out of shape but I used to practice Boxing, HEMA, Taekwondo, and Hapkido. Not at the same time though. Also, a Puerto Rican man poses with a machete, his former ancestors looking down on him with embarrassment.
Also with the cursed Silver Ankh.
Also, I come back from working some construction. I still need two grand to settle that debt. But I'll get there. Or die. Whichever comes first.
Dig the room!
10/10 would bang