Well, here it is, my adaptation of Marty Robbins "Big Iron" · 5:33am Jan 17th, 2022
Big Iron (The Quiet Kid, By A.H)
To the town of Ponyville strolled a stranger one fine day
Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say
Nopony dared to ask his business, nopony dared to make a slip
For the stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip
It was early in the morning when he walked into the town
He came prowlin' from the south side slowly lookin' all around
He's an villain loose and running, came the whisper from the six
And he's here to do some business with the big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip
In this world there lived a princess by the name of Celestia many creatures had tried to stop her many creatures had met their fate
She was vicious and a killer though a imortal alicorn
And the the blood spilled by her horn was quite uncountable
Quite uncountable
Now the stranger started talking, made it plain to folks around
Was a California quiet kid , wouldn't be too long in town
He came here to take a princess back alive or maybe dead
And he said it didn't matter he was after Celestia
After Celestia
Wasn't long before the story was relayed to Celestia
But the princess didn't worry those that tried before were dead
Many creatures had tried to take her, many creatures had made a slip
And the next would be the quiet kid with the big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip
The morning passed so quickly, it was time for them to meet
It was 20 past 11 when they walked out in the street
Folks were watching from the windows, everypony held their breath
They knew this handsome quiet kid was about to meet his death
About to meet his death
There was 40 feet between them when they stopped to make their play
And the swiftness of the quiet kid is still talked about today
Celestia's magic had not cleared horn 'fore a bullet fairly ripped
And the quiet kid’s aim was deadly with the big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip
It was over in a moment and the folks had gathered round
There before them lay the body of the princess on the ground
Oh, she might have went on living but she made one fatal slip
When she tried to match the quiet kid with the big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip
Big iron, big iron
When she tried to match the quiet kid with the big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip
well i made something too:
Going on a crusade with my shotgun
Up came a spider I shot his guts out
Up came another I did it again
and the itsy bitsy spiders were ever seen again
LOL good job on the song. Still I would have use the film flam bothers brothers instead of Celestia.