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aegishailstorm


Enjoy aspects of the show, love the fanfics, well... The good ones anyway. And bat ponies, and... Shark ponies oddly enough? And my OC's, and firearms. Especially firearms.

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This story is a sequel to The Unstoppable Moron


The Storm King is dead, and William can finally enjoy his time in Equestria. However, as he soon discovers, peace is not all it's cracked up to be. He soon finds himself bored out of his mind. However, when you've a literal sentient armory. You never have to look far for trouble. He soon find's himself dealing all manner of nonsense, from Twilight's so called 'School of Friendship', to Government Bureaucrats, to the monsters that attack Ponyville on a weekly basis, to the complications of having an alicorn for a best friend. And threat's from far outside Equestria which even he has good reason to be warry of. It's no small feat keeping up with the world, but as usual, its up to the Quiet Kid to put the world in it's place, Day by Day...

Chapters (64)
Comments ( 68 )

ha ha HA HA HA HA! the chaos continues!

the beautiful beautiful Chaos

KILL.MAIM.BURN YES it’s great to see the one who shares my name continuing to make some mayhem

Give me a Bolt Action and an F-150 and I'd be a VERY happy camper in the land of Equestria.

These always put a smile on my face

"Whatever you say, facist." William said under his breath.

In many other stories, that’s a perfect description of celestia

DEATH TO THE ENEMY, DEATH TO THE PONIES!!!!!

"Magic, meet Quiet Kid." He stuffed the rest of the cake into his mouth, and began violently hacking away at the lock.

What lock? the one that’s going to be non existent in a few minutes?

Ah, yes big iron, love that song

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The original will never grow old.

Okay this is actually good... I just skipped the whole story and went straight to war crimes joke. I'm satisfied I can rest peacefully now.

Music? With gunfire to keep the beat? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP!!

I’m waiting for cozy glow to try and fight William, DEATH TO THE ENEMY!!!!

Bolters yes the perfect blend of a rifle and an RPG

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD , FOR CHAOS

"Salamanders, war crimes, war crimes everywhere!" Joey nodded, of course the Salamander's were his favorite space marie chapter, they were famous for their indiscriminate use of explosive and incindiary weapons, fitting WIlliams quota of overwhelming firepower almost perfectly.

You can never commit too many war crimes

Apologies for any spelling and or grammer mistakes I may make. I rush most chapters, and will usually get around to to fixing them if they pop up.

soon it'll be the cozy and tirek arch

Why does this story have so many dislikes? I mean, it can't be that bad, right? ...Right?

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I haven't the slightest, I've read far worse stories on this website with less dislikes than this.

I knew it was at least some type of cryptid when you described it!

Wait, I don't get the police department one, did he get sent to Equestria?

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It isn't considered a war crime if you win

"For where?" The 3 of them asked, to their suprise, a broadsword appeared in his right hand, in his left, he picked up the disgarded scrap's of paper."We're going on a ####ing crusade!.

CRUSADE!?!? WHO SAID CRUSADE!?!?!? I WANT TO GO ON A CRUSADE!?!?

Comment posted by Knightstuckinadresser deleted Feb 16th, 2022

Nice keep your rifle by your side is one of my favorite songs. The far cry 5 soundtrack is amazing.

In spite of how he first appears, I would bet my house that William would fight tooth and nail to protect equestria and its inhabitants

"Lemme put it nice and simple. I broke the spirit of harmony." They all looked at him in terror now. "Uhhh..." William held up his right hand, and waved it at the doorway. "Leave me alone, I want ice cream." He pushed them aside, and made for the exit.

Good, about damn time someone broke that arrogant apparition

I agree with my namesharerers sentiment, no one thing is inherently evil or bad it is the way In Which an individual utilizes these things that makes them evil

lol he just can't get a brake can he:facehoof:

Well, cozy is about to get her shit ran by the living armoury

Under the ancient rule of quiet people in the Bibble of silence “thou shalt not increminate thyself to a quiet kid lest thee be reduced to a steaming pile of bullet filled mush in thy mercy AMEN”

It was fun making this crossover! And the next chapter is in the making, I hope you enjoy this crossover as much as me and aegishailstorm does!

I can’t wait until William takes his rifle and finally kills the spirit of that glorified potted plant

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Anymore sequels for us to follow Williams adventures? Watching him piss off the next generation cast would be hilarious

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