I Now Legally Hold the Title of 'Lord'! · 12:36pm Oct 30th, 2021
This is no joke. On the website Established Titles, you can buy a 5-foot squared plot of land in Scotland. And thanks to the laws there, if you own land, you legally hold the title of 'Lord'. Well guess who just bought land in Scotland and now officially legally holds the title of 'Lord'? Guess who is now technically nobility (in Scotland)?
I'd post the certificate, but this site doesn't allow you to post images directly from your computer unless it's for the cover art of a fanfic.
Not much else to say about that. It's just neet that I am now a noble. It may just be five square feet of land. But it still legally counts.
Have you decide on a name for your estate yet, my Lord ?
To celebrate your title, will you join me in a song of Kumbaya, my Lord ?
My Lord !
Is your land protected against Grogar and his scum ?!
What laws must we abide by to reside on your land, my Lord ?
I assume we start by swearing fealty to the alicorn tetrarchy, my Lord ?