MLP Incorrect Quotes #5 · 1:06am Oct 28th, 2021
“I have to ground you. I am grounding you. You are grounded.”
“But what about bossing the soldiers around? It’s my job!”
“Okay, fine. Other than your job. And no Tempest.”
“Tempest is sick anyway, I can’t go see her.”
“Then no weapons.”
“I need those for my job.”
“Then no… um…” *glances at Ocellus* “No Ocellus.”
“What?! No Ocellus?!”
“NO OCELLUS!”
*After getting in trouble*
“Well, what do you have to say for yourselves?”
“O-celli tell you what we did wrong?”
“Sorry for being so gallous.”
“The way we acted was flaming mad.”
“Bar with us here, we’re sorry.”
“Hey Adlers, can I sleep on your couch after the party?”
“No, you can’t. We’re sleeping on the couch.”
“What? Why?”
“Because the bed is kind of… broken.”
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“The bed is… Griff, you sly Umbrum! Didn’t know you had it in you!”
“Trust me, it’s way less cool than it sounds.”
“He didn’t even need me to break the bed.”
“Well that’s just sad.”
“NOT LIKE THAT!”
“He was dancing to a Friday Night Funkin’ song and jumped on the bed so hard it broke under him.”
“Okay, that sounds a lot more like something Griff would have done.”
“Why haven’t I seen it?”
“Why do you wanna see it?”
“He’s my little brother!”
“Again, why do you wanna see it?”
“Because what if Thor has an accident? What if he’s horribly disfigured and I have to identify him, and all the remains are his private parts? I’m standing there and I’m saying: ‘Sorry, I can’t help you, because no, I haven’t seen his penis.’ And boom, he’s buried in a mass grave.”
“Again, why do you wanna see it?”
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*Snickering*