please fund my trip to Araara Island so I can be united with my waifu · 1:31am Jul 22nd, 2021
Today, I discovered that the home of my anime waifu is right here on Earth, on a small island called Araara Island, off the coast of New Zealand. 
I intend to buy a plane ticket to Whangarei, New Zealand, and kayak 12 miles to Araara, so that I shall finally be united with my waifu. I cannot let my lust be unsatiated any longer. I must see her in the flesh. This one-sided long distance relationship has been a real strain on me, her, and my bottle of lotion and box of Kleenex.
I have set up a GoFundMe page to fund my journey. Any bit helps. I intend to leave after I run my panel at EFNW in mid-August. I will need $3000 for the round-trip plane ticket from USA to New Zealand, $1000 for the kayak, and another $1000 for miscellaneous expenses.
I've heard it gets chilly down there this time of year, so I'll need to buy a cozy body pillow to keep me warm during my 12-mile kayak. Click here to donate to the GoFundMe.
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I knew what the link would be. I clicked it anyway, because I could never give you up. I could never let you down.
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Just doing my part to help get Rick Astley's video to 1 billon views
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The man deserves it, he is a treasure to the entire internet.
Yeah I must say Araara island probably host a lot of good waifu.
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In reality there's probably just some hungry seabirds and puka trees