THAT'S! THE NUMBER!

Comments

[Casketbase77]

Don’t you flex on me with your sex amount of upvotes!

[Str8aura]

5544923
You get 200 per story, I've got nothing on you. Let me have my sex, weed, and death numbers

[Casketbase77]

5544926
I was trying to do a dank maymay with that comment. Maybe you already knew that though and now I look like a dummy for explaining the joke.

And hey, speaking of things that are best ignored, I saw fanreader9999 left one of his signature insightfully in-depth comments on your fic. He’s left many similar ones on my stories too. Always a thrilling occurrence that isn’t fucking obnoxious in the slightest.

[Str8aura]

5544965
I'm truly blessed. Congrats.

A comment is a penny in a hat for me, but it seems even I subconsciously skip over the ones I don't find interesting. I'm used to it anyway; back on the mane sub, for about a week, there was a person who responded to every comment and reply under the sun with absolute nothing. Just an agreement or a ha. I'm sure you remember it.

[Casketbase77]

5545018

Yeah, I remember. My working theory is that was either a four-year-old kid or a low functioning autistic. It’s scientifically impossible to tell their behaviors apart. And it would not surprise me at all if that user and fanreader were the same oblivious person.

Still, it can always be worse.

I’ve gone back and relistened to the two vids StraightToThePointStudios did on my fics and the comment sections are filled with illiterate incoherency. I know MLP vids attract dorky forum scrubs, but this one guy makes a completely unrelated announcement about self-insert professional wrestling fantasies on both vids. I can only assume he does it on every other vid too.

I don’t know what point I’m trying to make here. It’s late and I ought to be sleeping instead of pondering the unknowable machinations of internet spergery.

[Str8aura]

5545053
Lmao, imagine having a comments section on a reading of your fic that isn't filled with intellectuals