STR8AURA'S GENETIC CHRISTMAS · 10:30pm Dec 21st, 2022
HO HO HOOOOH MY GOD, WHY? MERRRRRRRY CHRISTMAS!
It's me kids, Liquid Santa Claus! The horrifying result of a fusion between human flesh and Santa Claus!
It's been a hard year on us all, and I think we're all ready for it to be over! But Christmas isn't a time to beg for New Years! Christmas is a time we look back and reflect on everything that happened, and more importantly, be grateful for everything that DIDN'T happen!
Did YOU get eaten alive this year? Fed to a wood grinder? Have your chromosomes rewritten by a monkey with a typewriter? Sounds like a pretty good year!
So to honor this great holiday and the year it came after, I am going to write FOUR (Ah ah ah!) holly jolly pony fanfics, full of characters we can point at and say 'Hey, my year was bad, but at least I'm not THAT guy!' Tales to bring you thrills, chills, and holiday spirit, one a day starting tomorrow (December 22nd, 2022!) and lasting until Christmas, making FOUR tales of woe ho ho! And THAT'S a Liquid Santa Claus promise!
And if you don't celebrate Christmas, well... Read my stories anyway. Most of them have fuck-all to do with the holidays, to be honest.
Ah Ah Ah! WELCOME TO STR8AURA'S MEEEEEERRRRY GENETIC CHRISTMAS!
Lol Merry Christmas to you as well and wishing you a great day.
Merry Christmas to you too! I look forward to reading them