I wroted a Saw thing.

Ever wondered how I, BronyWriter, would rank all of the traps in the hit horror franchise Saw? You have? Okay, that's weird but now your dream has come true! I did it!

Read it here.

But BronyWriter, I hear you say, what about writing pony? That's what you're here for, isn't it? Yes, it is. It's just that 1. I have a HUGE personal project that's taking up my free time and 2. I admit that I have little motivation lately. For the past year or two, really. I don't plan on retiring anytime soon, but let's just say I'm not exactly going to put out any new stories for the heck of it. My latest one that was written for the Friendship is Optimal contest (fingers crossed) might legitimately be my last new story on the site. I hate that. I've given a decade of my life to this site, and to know that we're in the twilight (heh) of things ducks.

In any case, Saw. Look at how I felt about Saw.

Comments

[Georg]

Two things on the drowning trap. If there's enough space for the character to breathe, there's enough space to get one finger up the neck gasket and let the water drain out. Second, it may be possible to drink your way out of that one, particularly if you are doing the finger trick at the same time. "Oh, thank God you're here, officers. I really need to pee."

[Herald of Opera]

Ah, the old criticism of "nobody in a movie has ever seen a movie" is alive and well. It's so much more impressive when people can act intelligently and still get outsmarted.

A slight contradiction here that it's probably too late for you to fix: #5 has

Does he succeed (at surviving the trap)? Well, it wouldn't be in the top five if he had, now would it?

And then #2 has

It was the first trap that somebody actually survived

[Kurolothgarian]

I Saw that.

[BronyWriter]

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Yeah, but 1. It's the most iconic trap in the series and 2. In Saw 7 we see it work, and it's brutal.

[Super Trampoline]

I’m so fucking thrilled the Culture Slate thing has worked out!