• Member Since 27th Apr, 2012
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iowaforever


A writer who writes things.

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  • 56 weeks
    Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated

    Hello all,

    Just got an email from Brony Soprano concerning my health (given that my last blog was about me getting Covid, I understand that some might be a bit jittery). Rest assured, I overcame Covid and am in good health lately (probably better health because I've started working out some).

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  • 106 weeks
    And this is why I play Tzeentch

    Well, after nearly two years of dodging and playing it safe, I've finally been "blessed" by Grandfather Nurgle's plague. I tested positive for Covid this afternoon.

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  • 107 weeks
    Cutting Room Floor

    Hi all.

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  • 108 weeks
    April post is in April

    As of today, I am 27.

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  • 122 weeks
    Big news!

    I'm gonna be an uncle come July!

    Rest assured the kid will be raised as a proper servant of the Emperor if I have anything to say about it.

    Merry Christmas to you all :pinkiehappy:

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Apr
17th
2021

Annual April Post · 5:49pm Apr 17th, 2021

In ten days, I will have been on this site for nine years. I want to say that makes me part of the old guard or something, but there have been way more people who've been part of the fandom longer than I have.

That makes me... what? Slightly less than old but still pretty darn old guard? Second wave? Pretentious?

Anyway, after my last blog post no doubt left a sad taste in your mouths, things have improved for me. I'm writing again (though still not at the same level I was pre-pandemic/emotional crisis/divorce), and I've decided I need a major change of scenery and will be moving to the Hartford Connecticut region in less than two weeks (any CT readers out there?). My job search has not stagnated though it has not produced great results, but hey, I've got a little time before I need to start sweating.

All in all, April has been a good month. Not easy, but good. Here's to another year, may it be better than the last in every way.

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Comments ( 11 )

I think after a certain point the Old Guard becomes the Retired Elders, and the folks next after them become the new Old Guard.

You're Veteran Firstborn. Not quite Great Crusade Astartes, certainly not Thunder Warrior (who are G1 fans from before 2010), but you're not Primaris.

5499940
Just as well, since all the Thunder Warriors were taken out behind the shed and Old Yeller'd. But if we're doing it like this, I'd compare our timeline to 40k's like so:

  • Seasons 1-3: Unification Wars and Golden Age of Humanity
  • Seasons 4-5: The Great Crusade
  • Season 6: The Haber Heresy
  • Season 7: All the Primarchs Tripped Over Rocks or Something
  • Seasons 8-9: Decline and Stagnation of the Imperium
  • Pony Life: Ultramarines with Multi-Lasers
  • G5: Star Child Enters the Materium - The End Times

5499940
Is Primaris who we call people hopping on with G5? Feels appropriate.

5500137
I'd say Primaris are people who started getting into the show after it ended. Like me. Which is fitting, because I play Primaris.

5500137
What about those of us who joined late season 9, but before the launch of Pony Life?

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That's me, and I've determined I'm Primaris.

5500570
Ah sweet! Part of the Ultima Founding. Here's part I'm a member of my favorite chapter, The Carcharodon Astra.

5500580
You're only saying that because they have the biggest Marine.

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*looks left* *looks right* Mmmmmmmaybe?



Also because they beat out the Minotaurs for sheer brutality.

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