Apr
5th
2021
Battles · 4:26pm Apr 5th, 2021
“So uh... tell me again how you defeated the Timberwolf King. I mean, it’s highly unlikely you defeated it with a knife.”
“Oh, no. I didn’t defeat it by myself. I got slammed into a bunch of shite, then Wolf kicked a rock into its mouth, the pushed a boulder of a hill and into it, allowing me to defeat it by bringing down my hatchet into its neck.”
“Wow... then how’d you defeat the Lufferlang? I mean, you had to have defeated—”
“Oh, Wolf found a mirror, which distracted the Lufferlang, as it’s scared of it’s own reflection, and allowed me to slice off its legs, then deliver the finishing blow.”
“Wow, you sucked.”
“At least my friends don’t turn into rainbow Barbie dolls.”
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“Hey! It’s not my fault he can’t fight!”
“I’m fourteen.”
Sheesh, Twi, what’s your problem with him?
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“There are multiple problems with him!”
5490690
...Such as?
5490693
“Well, he’s vandalized school property, assaulted a few students, stolen on several occasions, and caused several thousands of bits in property damage.”
“I broke a lock on your door. That’s like... not even that expensive to fix.”
5490694
“It would appear not.”
What's your problem, Twiggles?
5490698
“Could you please tell your boyfriend to apologize?”
5490699
For what?
5490699
For what, egghead?
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5490702
“For being rude! He can’t gloat about victories he didn’t get!”
“First of all, don’t you do that every other Tuesday? Second of all, you take a wooden sword, a hatch, and a knife, and you try to defeat a lufferlang.”
5490703
He’s got a point. Also, who said he was gloating?
5490703
Yeah! Besides, you asked about it, how is that gloating?
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5490706
“I’m not the one carrying a sword around or hanging body parts around a campfire.”
“Trophy hunting is a sport though. And I carry my sword for protection. Too many creeps.”
5490709
Well, I still don’t see how it relates to gloating.
5490709
Twiggles, just quit it
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5490711
“...You guys suck, you know that?”
5490712
Heheh, I know I do.
5490712
Yep. But I also control your school schedule and I can mess it up so that you have to do five things at the same time with no help...so...
5490715
Wait, what?
5490718
Remember? Melody is the teacher's assistant?
5490724
I didn’t know they control school schedules.
5490726
Remember how Cozy was helping Twilight with her schedules at the beginning of School Raze? That's pretty much what Melody does
5490730
Kinda.
5490731
Well, the teachers obviously put a bit more trust in her than they put in Cozy-she's also older than Cozy, thus has more experience and is available to help with more things