What??? Wh-what happened to my stories? Where is this place? What--

*commits headdesk*

Comments

[Hotel_Chicken]

Techie, are you alright?!

[TechnoNerd]

5487483
I have NO IDEA.

[Hotel_Chicken]

Alright, Techie, this is very VERY important. What do you think of your first story, Wielder of the Orb: Of Magic and Ponies

[TechnoNerd]

5487497
I...

Burn it with fire. I keep it around to look at and cringe. Middle-school me wanted to put DanTDM in that garbage fire.

[Hotel_Chicken]

5487499
"Burn it with fire." Alright. Now Techie, does the red-herring group "exist" right now. Can you find it?

[TechnoNerd]

5487502
Yeah, it still says that I'm the owner. Wait, what happened to I Just Want a Comment?!

[Hotel_Chicken]

5487512
Don't know, you weren't the owner of that group, were you?

[TechnoNerd]

5487519
I thought I was! Why is it TwiCulator Competitive Shipping League now?

[Hotel_Chicken]

5487523
Hey Techie, what were you doing before "this" happened?

[TechnoNerd]

5487558
Working on a practice exam for one of my midterms.

[Hotel_Chicken]

5487561
.... Techie, what month and or year is it?

[TechnoNerd]

5487562
The 31st of March, 2021.

[Hotel_Chicken]

5487564
I thought your midterms already passed and you were waiting for your grades.

[TechnoNerd]

5487568
i have midterms every week what are you talking about

[Hotel_Chicken]

5487570
... Like a midterm per class every week, or midterms every week for every class?

[TechnoNerd]

5487573
Usually a midterm every week. This week is the exception. I have two midterms this week and I am in great pain.

[Hotel_Chicken]

5487575
How the hell do you have time to host a weird hunt for an alt account, write, and do midterms onto of that... You are sleeping, right?

[TechnoNerd]

5487579
Yesn't.

I stopped writing for my two big flagship stories for the most part. Probably won't be getting back to consistently writing again 'til summer break. :P

[Hotel_Chicken]

5487583
Uh-huh... Hey, weird question, but how did you get the I Just Want A Comment group? Did you make it or did someone hand the keys over to you?

[TechnoNerd]

5487585
The group got flooded by a fat trixie spammer a few years ago, and the only admin and founder of the group, KartalTheWriter, was MIA for years. I requested for ownership to be transferred to me over a PM to one of the site mods, and got exactly that.

[Zapper Frost]

Wait, what happened to what if! WHERE IS WHAT IF TECHIE!

[Hotel_Chicken]

5487586
Huh, I didn't know that was possible. I remember the Fat Trixie seamer from last year, didn't know they've been regulars on the site for that long.

[Hotel_Chicken]

5487589
... Huh, in hindsight I probably should have noticed that.

[TechnoNerd]

5487590
They come on and off the site. A few other group admins I know believe it's the same guy every time, just on a different alt.
5487589
I CAN'T ACCESS IT

[Hotel_Chicken]

Alright, I don't know if this is a rehearing, clues to the alt, or just random lols for the sake of April fools day, but I'm going to try a new tactic. Techie, who is the owner of the Twi Calculator group?

[Zapper Frost]

5487594
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[TechnoNerd]

5487602
Me, supposedly, but I can't access it. I can't touch any settings. It's like everything I've ever owned has been set to read-only.

[Hotel_Chicken]

5487605
Alright, new question. Did we ever talk in 2015? Remember, I praised your first story, gave you advice on the first chapter for the sequel?

[TechnoNerd]

5487609
No? I don't think so... From what I remember, Starlight Nova was pretty much the only one that commented on my first story.

[Hotel_Chicken]

5487617
Hmmm.... Curiuser and curiouser.

[Zapper Frost]

I HAVE FOUND THE WHAT IF! Why is it on your alt?

[TechnoNerd]

5487622
Oh, Proper Noun also became the new owner of I Just Want a Comment not long after I joined the site too, but they got themselves banned by request for whatever reason in 2017, causing ownership to go back to KartalTheWriter, who by then was inactive. It was after that when I became the new owner.

[Hotel_Chicken]

5487629
Hey again, firedogs13. How'd you find the story?

[Zapper Frost]

5487633
Decided to see if anything happened to his alt like it did on this account and noticed his stories on there instead for some reason

[Zapper Frost]

5487633
Also, how do you even know that name? Unless you're on Techie's Discord server, I don't think I've ever mentioned it on this site

[TechnoNerd]

5487636
My account? Yeah, everything's still there. I Just can't do anything with it.

[Zapper Frost]

5487640
You can't log into your alt?

[TechnoNerd]

5487642
Nope.

[Hotel_Chicken]

5487643
So then these comments aren't yours?
https://www.fimfiction.net/group/924/twiculator-competitive-shipping-league/thread/465829/we-gather-here-today-to-ship-twilight-sparkle-with-the-one-true-husbando-the-calculator

[TechnoNerd]

5487645
Wait, those... those are mine! I don't remember ever making them!

EDIT: Looks like whoever is posting under my name is doing it for April Fools. I hope I regain control of my account soon though.