These two are perfect for each other--one is a calculating mare, the other is a calculator.

There is no bond stronger than the one between a mare and her calculator.

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I think her scrolls have something to say about that. Many words, in fact, far more than any calculator could ever produce. Whole sonnets, limericks, and soliloquies aplenty. A whole slew of novels galore, with inspirational knowledge and more.

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But what about those fancy internet-connected calculator? 👀

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An internet connected calculator? Please. A smartphone could do everything such a device could and still contain a whole library of books. A tablet? A laptop? A desktop? All of these would vie for Twilight's attention, and all are far more deserving than a mere calculator, for all give her the ability to engage in her true passion: reading.

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True, true, but the calculator is the ancestor of them all! Who doesn't love a little history?

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I don't like a little history
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here, here!
(I'm saying I agree)

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Man. Y'all just denying Twiggles here a calculator husbando.

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Book: Honey, someone is trying to ship you with someone else again!

Twilight: What? This is the 24,295th time I got shipped! Is it another self-insert?

Book: Nope. This time it's a calculator.

Twilight: *blushes* a calculator? Hmm...

Book: Twilight, don't you leave me!

Twilight: Of course I won't leave you, honey. A calculator could never teach me more than you. In fact...

*NSFW bookhorse x book stuff from here on*

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CURSED

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A little history might be appreciated, from time to time, but you know what would tell the history of the calculator better than a calculator ever could?

Anything with words.

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maybe ...
but seriously, I don't like history

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*gasps*

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here, here!

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You see? The calculator has already run out of ways to express its feelings. Thus it is truly limited, and not worthy of Twilight's time.

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;_;

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Between all you said, I'd ship Twilight with a smartphone or tablet over a calculator. A calculator could satisfy and dazzle her for a while with its fancy numbers, but a smartphone/tablet can that too and do so much more. A smartphone/tablet would be easier to carry than a desktop or even a laptop. making them that much better for a unicorn/alicorn that might have to leave at any time and would want to take her man...or smartphone-man/tablet-man with her.

And now to see if someone will write a Twilight x calculator/Twilight x tablet/Twilight x smartphone story...

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That'd be nice.

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Actually, I'll rephrase that last part a little: Now to see if there's anyone crazy enough to take on a Twilight x calculator/Twilight x tablet/Twilight x smartphone story...

I'm pretty crazy when it comes to stories, but I will soon be on a writing break, so I can't be the nut to take on that challenge anytime soon if I wanted to.

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