Stupid · 6:55pm Mar 15th, 2021
“Pharynx, do you ever feel like an idiot whenever something stupid comes out of your mouth because you keep missing certain details?”
“Well, it sums up my brother perfectly to be honest. As well as literally everyone else I interact with on a daily basis. Pfft, idiots.”
“...I wonder why we’re friends then.”
Oof
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How's this? *holds up a book titled The Room*
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“Or he could find a novel of the film of the same name.”
“Oh GOD, no.”
Be nice, Pharynx.
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“Oh—.”
I feel called out.
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Sorry...going now...
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*Backs away*
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“I did my job then.”
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“s’fine.”
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Fuck your job.
5476203
How do you baste a cow?
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Oh yeah, good point.
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“...Buck.”
5476220
Heheh. Wings.
Wait, I thought buffalo had wings—
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Technically they're chicken wings, and pegasi are basically flying chickens so...
5476220
Alright. I got the seasoning.
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Okay...
5476226
Ohh, okay. You need some barbecue sauce too?
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Why?